Token Straight Friend

As someone who doesn’t follow her and is not a fan, I have probably seen a photo of Ar**n* Gr*nd* every day on the internet for the past year. Imagine your worst fear is gaining weight, and in recovery, you are faced every day with thousands of images of your former and current self

Not in defense of ED, but lowkey it’s got to be hard for a celebrity to overcome an ED due to the extent of their visibility. Even with the world shouting at you that you have an ED, getting help means risking watching each pound of weight gain be photographed and discussed

It’s kind of wild now that Meg is skinnier, people are posting side-by-sides of her from 6 years ago & calling her old physique “chubby,” when I distinctly remember the main fixation about her body during her debut was how fit she was. But now that same fit body is “chubby” bc she is thinner 😭

Lowkey BlueSky needs flares so I can more accurately curate the feed I want 🙏🏾

No Microsoft Suite 💔

Finally matched back with a guy that’s been sitting in my Hinge card stack for two years & he didn’t message me back immediately 💔

wore sensible, ugly shoes to a concert for the first time today and i fear my thought the entire time was "Noooo everyone thinks i'm chopped 💔"

whenever someone reveals that they're a standup comedian, my first thought is "Aww, they're depressed :/"

why don't vampires just wear sunscreen

I used to be rly confused by the dating stereotype on TV that every man you like is gay, but now that I'm in my late 20's

every man i like is gay

I used to listen to a podcast by two blokes & didn't realize how much I only listened bc one of the guys was really hot until he got a girlfriend. Pretty privilege is tew real 🙏

As soon as my celebrity crush gets a partner, i lose all interest.
Another woman was never a part of the fantasy 💔

Can’t wait for Drag Race (U.S.—no shade🫶🏾) to come back so I can start using this app fr again. I fear I’ve strayed back to the [former] bird app bc I only used this for Drag Race & none of the other interests I follow on here post a lot 💔

The group chat after a girls trip >>>>>>

I think everyone's self-esteem would be much higher if we all watched more British television*

Do you think the people who fear foreigners taking their jobs are in the demographic of people campaigning against AI taking human jobs?

You have my permission

If you have a vpn you can just switch to a location where there's barely any youtube ads fyi you're welcome

I think all therapy intakes should involve showing them your Google search history from 1 week. I think that would save a lot of time

I’m going back to being mean to men idc; I put in a good 2-year effort.

Men after they ask you out on a date:

👻

Unless we the other kind of regulation come through, a country like this really needs to not have fireworks.

What a horrible lip sync song omg. #DragRace

Wait why is Jorgeous actually hilarious this Snatch Game #DragRace

Ep. 18: I'm not gonna lie I might stop watching after this elimination cuz it don't make no fucking sense. I truly think they all just voted out their strongest competition #LoveIslandUSA

Ep. 18: Ace is mad jealous of Jeremiah, he don't even be hiding it. When Jeremiah was literally pretending to be into Iris to stay in the game, Ace didn't clock shit. But now that Jeremiah is happy getting to know a woman he is physically attracted to, Ace mad again??? #LoveIslandUSA

Ep. 18: It's crazy these men are letting a TWENTY-TWO year old be their leader 😭 #LoveIslandUSA

Ep. 18: They be gaslighting Amaya over the INTENSITY of how she communicates, but she is incredibly level headed and the frequency of her physical and verbal intimacy has yet to translate into an actual over-attachment to anyone #LoveIslandUSA

Ep. 16: AUSTIN IS SPINELESSSS. HE LITERALLY JUST VENTED TO JEREMIAH ABOUT FEELING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH AMAYA'S AFFECTION, SHE CLOCKED HIS DISCOMFORT AND ASKED SO DIRECTLY IF HER AFFECTION WAS MAKING HIM UNCOMFORTABLE, AND HE SAYS NO???? #LoveIslandUSA

Ep. 16: JUSTICE FOR AMAYA #LoveIslandUSA