chrissy 🌂

Black and white photo of a white man in a dark uniform with cap and heavy leather gloves. He has climbed up a ladder against a brick wall, and is gently extracting a shorthaired tuxedo tabby kitten from a gap between a few bricks. The cat looks highly displeased.

“Here A.S.P.C.A. men have to chisel out a couple of bricks to save a kitten.” From the book Cats Cats Cats Cats Cats Cats by John R. Gilbert, 1961.

Between Ben Shapiro’s Wicked analysis & Donald Trump on Wendy Williams giving dating advice to the audience it’s kinda sad how conservatives will use their natural catty gay dude energy for evil instead of good. At least George Santos has a sort of yin & yang about him.

I accidentally missed a day of birth control and now I have my period and feel like shit

Harry Nilsson

Ariana Grande performing at the Met Gala 2024.

Billboard names Ariana Grande the 6th greatest pop star of 2024.

MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast

MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek

Sick of toxic masculinity. Im inventing toxic androgyny. What’re my pronouns? I don’t wanna talk about it! God! Leave me alone! You’re always doing this to me! Shut up, bxtch! Aaaand SCENE:)

NYT:

Our Annual Year 2024 Biden Addresses Nation While Hanging From Branch On Side Of Cliff -The Onion

Biden Addresses Nation While Hanging From Branch On Side Of Cliff
theonion.com/biden-addres...

Same because those are the only ones I got too

Me trying to figure out who tf these are supposed to be

Different variations of the Spotify logo.

Spotify teases Spotify Wrapped with artist-inspired logos.

:(

despite all this, an underlying theme of hope

Local bands are so cool because the members are always 3-4 ghouls and The Woman

it's don't kill yourself thursday. repost to don't kill yourself

I wrote something new for Substack :) open.substack.com/pub/thechris...

Why has he not shown up to any of the celebrity look like competitions

People actually use Mastodon?

We need circles and fleets back and then more people will move over here

The woman doing winged eyeliner on the subway is braver than the marines

rebranding as the white dude in all those “me 1 year after dating a black girl” tiktok slideshows so people forget i’ve profited off of spreading right wing misinformation the last 3 elections

being able to read the normal replies without scrolling past a transphobic coke rant by blue-check user thejewishqustion69