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Life is amazing because of all the vegetables you can sauté, but then there are the horrors. Hopefully, one day, we will sauté the horrors, too.

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Latest posts by parakaryon.bsky.social on Bluesky

At Ikea and it is full of corporate gays. I think these people come here after work for fun.

08.01.2025 18:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do the voices in your head pass the Bechdel test?

23.12.2024 20:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Paracetamol 500 mg and a shot of espresso to treat all ailments.

15.12.2024 23:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Slow people in front of me

09.12.2024 12:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is all I talked about in therapy for the entire year and a half that I saw a therapist

09.12.2024 12:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Will I ever again feel what I felt when I listened to There Is a Light That Never Goes Out for the first time?

09.12.2024 12:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Owning a fiat punto should automatically disqualify one from having a driving license

22.11.2024 14:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What did you write your masters thesis on?

20.11.2024 21:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Reading entire PhD theses in two hours with nothing but vitamins and Ritalin in my stomach was an essential part of my formative years and also probably why I take so long to read anything now

20.11.2024 21:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But would your thesis defend YOU?

20.11.2024 19:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

desenvolver uma droga cujo efeito é a sensação de uma reunião cancelada

19.11.2024 16:56 — 👍 360    🔁 91    💬 0    📌 4

A vesícula biliar, onde se fazem os biliões.

20.11.2024 14:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Just me and my Paphiopedilum

19.11.2024 01:33 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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