@hyperfixate.bsky.social
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17.04.2025 20:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The horniest bisexual anthem of the decade just dropped babes #eyecandy #from20 #ν둬νΈμ¬ν°
11.04.2025 23:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The scream I scremt lmao
#from20 #ν둬νΈμ¬ν° #waybetter
I love this little liminal-feeling space at the base of our stairs at night
19.03.2025 03:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good
11.03.2025 15:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Distorted close up of Edward Avila making an incredibly weird face.
Happy belated birthday Edward lmao
The old hag is my age now
Existential Bob being held so gently
Existential Bob contemplating everything that had led to this moment (he is vacuum sealed with other stuffies)
Same
07.03.2025 20:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I failed to bake the text into this one. Next time :)
15.02.2025 23:04 β π 118 π 16 π¬ 2 π 0Well, I'm still sick. Went to urgent care and found out I'm being double teamed by chronic sinusitis and bronchitis that I finally have some meds for. Fighting! π«
15.02.2025 22:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My taste in partners: goofy goobers and cutie patooties. Both in one person??? I lose my sanity temporarily
13.02.2025 07:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π¦ Lord of batsΒ π¦
07.02.2025 22:02 β π 5896 π 1307 π¬ 30 π 5Medieval Unicorn π©Έ
16.01.2025 20:10 β π 6178 π 1608 π¬ 17 π 2Brought to you by the same assholes who made dhswatchlist.com/tipline. Would be a shame if they both got spammed by burner addresses using VPNs
04.02.2025 20:39 β π 56 π 44 π¬ 3 π 1Blowing my nose with a septum ring is a skill I may never master. Pray for my nostrils ππ
04.02.2025 02:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ya based on the timeline and symptoms, I think I caught both from the same social function, the first being a head cold, and this being most likely covid, with about 12 hrs between the end of one and beginning of the other lmao π«
03.02.2025 14:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I have to imagine it's like when you pet a cat and you both end up dozing off
03.02.2025 13:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wonder if people who make ASMR videos ever make themselves sleepy while recording
03.02.2025 13:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0At least I finally have μ κ΅μ΄ with my face being so puffy
02.02.2025 20:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Guess who got sick with something else immediately upon getting over the first illness??
02.02.2025 20:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I had a fever dream featuring Ateez, except they were an expanded part of the X-Files team and there were metal eating alien leeches coming out of this lake in like Oregon or something.
23.01.2025 19:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A cute sleepy brown cat with white paws, chest, and nose being held in my arms.
Close up of a cute sleepy brown and white cat's face
I have the best nurse love can buy, at least
23.01.2025 18:50 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why do I get sick from literally any social interactions beyond like 3 people. I know why, but also why??? π
23.01.2025 18:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am in so much pain today
18.01.2025 00:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i hate these tech freaks so much. shut up about politics and go make me a little computer.
11.01.2025 17:52 β π 12692 π 1677 π¬ 164 π 60Making friends :,)
05.09.2024 20:04 β π 2754 π 560 π¬ 45 π 44If I had a nickel for every time I've had a dream featuring Aoora...
14.01.2025 16:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βΆ β· βΆ
03.12.2024 19:43 β π 6555 π 1034 π¬ 15 π 4Man, remember when I told people that they used to call me The Drift King back in college? Yeah, those were good times. Should bring them back again. Spread the word :)
17.12.2024 14:58 β π 2522 π 225 π¬ 42 π 11