brian

DMing 100 girls per minute

tweet from ice t: "It wouldn't be Twitter without a Dumbfuck 👇" the tweet below it is by twitter user @porous_

want to make more jewelry but silver is so expensive now that I don't want to use any of mine because what if the price goes up even more

started making a shave horse, I'm trying to do it without any glue or fasteners so I can leave it outside

for some reason there are a bunch of text to speech educational videos that use the xx - "intro" for their background music, really takes me back

In 1990, he turned off email entirely so he could "think deeply again."

got a bottle of premixed bloody mary because it was mega discounted and it's so salty that I have to dilute it like 50-50 with water

clapping you across the back: we're shittin' in a completely different bowl now, my friend

I require a firmware upgrade in the form of coffee

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there are so many nudes in what's hot classic tonight. nature is healing

so many people use sharp knives to cut avocados in their hands, couldn't be me

oh is a yachtball happening

got a free trail cam from work and I'm thinking about setting it up in the backyard

having one mosquito bite is so annoying

dying and melting sack of shit fascist president lol

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looks comfy

the handle of my lunch bag got caught on the handle of the break room coffee pot & dragged it onto the counter where it cracked in half. Fml

a hummingbird got into the warehouse and died, I'm not a big omen person but that probably has to be a bad one

(sees someone washing their hands) heh...you really believe all that stuff?

forgot my stupid little tuna cracker pack that I was going to eat on my break 😔🔫

fell for it again award

today is simply perfect. no notes

apparently these ladies are going viral for being based pro antifa resist libs

do the ds9 empok nor episodes count as bottle episodes, locked by moderators after 12,239 pages of heated debate

seeing brian cox in a movie and saying "whoa that's the mcdonalds commercial guy"

kitchen smoke alarm went off while I'm listening to tangerine dream and I wasn't sure if it was part of the music at first

listening to the radio is cool because they'll play a good song and then one that sucks so bad you're like "wow this fucking sucks"

kid at the bus stop dropped a hot cheeto on the ground and then stepped on it like he was putting out a cigarette butt

been watching this one woodworking guy's videos lately and when I got the latest issue of popular woodworking magazine the other day they had an article by him in there. but I'm sure that's just a coincidence