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@onioncereal.bsky.social

former forklift operator

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cheech and chong reboot but the actors playing them have to get jacked like they're doing a comic book movie

11.05.2024 20:02 — 👍 35    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

glanced at this while scrolling and it looked like he's in the lotus position

06.03.2026 01:58 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the animals are leaving

05.03.2026 23:38 — 👍 15    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

sometimes I pick something that either influenced or was influenced by the last one I read and that'll keep me busy for a while

05.03.2026 21:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I dont care for the narrator of subway's ads, he sounds kind of like andy richter except even more of a ruddy corn fed midwesterner. maybe it is him idk

05.03.2026 19:03 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

not a manga reader but I know enough people who post it online that when I see a western comic I sometimes unthinkingly start reading it from right to left

05.03.2026 18:01 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(Watching Homer Simpson make a silly mistake with a comical level of confidence that sets up the rest of the episode) This dumb fat fuck feels way too safe shooting his dumb fat fuck mouth off (Getting up and walking around) Dumb fat bald fuck needs to shut his fucking mouth

01.02.2026 11:14 — 👍 86    🔁 18    💬 2    📌 1

there's a trend going on of people posting their baby pictures with these obnoxious self infantilizing captions like "this is who you're asking to do xyz" and I don't get why that's supposed to be fun

05.03.2026 08:03 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

got a guitar pedal at the swap meet and it wouldn't turn on so I took it almost all the way apart before remembering that the input and output cords need to be plugged in

05.03.2026 06:31 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the one who loved horses, the one who was a great goalkeeper, the one who kept a diary every day, the one who held her sister's hand when they walked to school, the one who read Harry Potter in English, the one who collected old coins, the one who drew rainbows for her grandmother ...

05.03.2026 03:04 — 👍 1529    🔁 441    💬 16    📌 13
wooden screw threaded into a hole in another piece of wood

wooden screw threaded into a hole in another piece of wood

finally tried out the wooden thread cutting kit I bought a while ago. works pretty well, now I need to set my pole lathe back up so I can turn down some blanks to make longer screws

05.03.2026 03:14 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I think both of my grandfathers worked for the local oil industry in different capacities. just one more way I'm glad not to have followed in their footsteps

05.03.2026 02:48 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

seems like all the time he spent alienating generals has also ended up amounting to nothing but I guess that shouldn't be a surprise

04.03.2026 22:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

really loathe pete hegseth, it's too bad those several months last year when everyone was certain he was going to get fired ended up being a total waste

04.03.2026 22:25 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

bsky.app/profile/slug...

04.03.2026 20:18 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

now I just have to think of a quick project with a mortise so I can try it out

04.03.2026 18:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

found a nice mortise gauge at the swap meet, I've been looking for a cheap one forever because it's not essential enough for me to buy new

04.03.2026 18:21 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

posting is talking imo

04.03.2026 15:38 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Burger Hunter

04.03.2026 14:53 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

dreamed that my sister claimed to remember something that happened when she would have been 3 months old and I was like "yeah ok 🙄"

04.03.2026 14:31 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

that might be the ulcerative colitis version but I don't know, I'm usually just listening to them

04.03.2026 05:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the song in the rinvoq commercial is pretty good, I don't have eczema but it makes me want to take it

04.03.2026 04:16 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

saw an unfamiliar bird today and I couldn't find anything that looked quite right in observation logs for the place I was at. guess I'll never know

04.03.2026 04:12 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

butts are named after him, like thomas crapper

04.03.2026 03:12 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

if only this problem were unique to furries

04.03.2026 03:04 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

thinking about this again. it gets at the heart of something about certain types of friendship that I've never been able to find words for

04.03.2026 02:58 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

considering a solo swap meet trip tomorrow because my brother doesn't want to go. I doubt I'll run into my other swap meet partner because his wife just gave birth. so at most it'll only be 1/3 as fun..

04.03.2026 02:49 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this is why he's the goat

03.03.2026 23:30 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
two photos of a stream winding through the hills

two photos of a stream winding through the hills

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there's either a stream or multiple streams that cross the trail, it was dry a few months ago but this time there was some water flowing. I stuck my hand in it and it felt amazing

03.03.2026 23:17 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
miner's lettuce (?) growing up in between some grass

miner's lettuce (?) growing up in between some grass

I think the round ones are miner's lettuce, the leaves hold water in them like little cups

03.03.2026 23:12 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0