andy!

thanks, uncle eric 🥹

I’ll be honest… I don’t feel great about this… but I guess if you can do it, I can try 😅

Uh… that’s… really vulnerable.

Uh… safe? Happy?

Uhhh… well… he’s super smart, really funny, works hard… always levelheaded… his eyes are really pretty… his smile, too…

… what do you think I should say?

You think so?

yeah but I mean like… I dunno if I could just… tell Seth my feelings and then get rejected and then just like… stay friends with him.

… I think I’d rather pine silently…

Well… that sucks.

Well?

Have you? Said it?

Yeah… I guess saying something is better than keeping it to yourself, right?

I dunno, man. I think he’s just a super friendly, lovely guy.

Uh… I dunno. I had to work on him, actually. When I first started at the show, I could tell he thought I was super annoying. Now we’re like best friends… but I feel like that’s maybe as far as it goes.

Yeah… does feel nice to get it off my chest, though. I’ve been carrying it for like two years now, it’s really hard to work with him sometimes.

Ughhh…

he’s also like… my best friend?

Well… cause we work together, he’s kinda my boss, the press would kill our careers probably… and I dunno if he likes dudes?

… well… I don’t really think that’s an option…

Man… okay, so… what do I do?

Noooo! If you noticed and we barely know each other, everyone else has gotta know.

(he shakes his head, scrubbing his hands over his face.)

Ughhhhh. Was it that obvious?

(he looks over both shoulders, face serious when he turns back to eric.)

… I actually do totally have a stupid super huge crush on Seth.

Can I tell you something I haven’t told anyone else?

Is there a man in your life that people think you’re totally gay for?

👀

Very chill and normal male friendship

I really don’t think about Seth as often as it seems like I do by how much I have been mentioning him… we are just friends. Very close friends who work together and hang out.

Are you seeing the muppet-ness now? :)

In your FACE Seth, I’m best friends with Eric Idle!