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I was in fact so not back

So excited to have him in phoenix

Im so back

At least Notre Dame can say they’re conference champions

Have my leatherman on my belt and a dude noticed and tool checked me “leatherman man huh? What you carrying”

‘Yessir, it’s Rebar’

“Oh! Very nice.” *manly head nod*

This interaction will inspire me for months

Worthy did a Santa celebration in the end zone then showing off an invisible gun in his waistband right after is hilarious

bad day for boomer memes and i hate my wife humor

yo is instagram down-ish? I can refresh the timeline but not able to post stories

Reddit has been down for me I did not realize how much it was my default app to scroll on

I might mess around and have a good day today

Struggling to decide to engage with people and have fun on a new social media platform or have it be my echo chamber to log Larry David-esqe happenings of my day

Ngl I looked exactly like this when I found out about free fries Friday on the app

I did not know Mike Tyson had a Mao Zedong tattoo

Was that Mike Tyson’s ass cheeks

What do we call these posts? Like the colloquial term.

clouds? farts? boop bops? Let me know

Get a restart of twitter. I want to be perceived as really cool and really tall. Thanks

Let’s get this algorithm GOING BABY!!