Lady Mim

Linda isnae from Mordor either, is she? We need tae throw a wider net

We need to get our heads outta our arses and look for people tha' are available

Great! Get some meat on those bones 😆

Ohh you fancy Linda? Ye ken that they had their eyes on another nazgul, aye?

Bit who am I tae speak? Still pining for the spider lass

Just the way it is. Straight out

I heard milkshakes bring all the lads ta the yard do maebe not tha' 🤔

Lads...I know I know. Maebe one day a gorgeous women will come to Mordor. Not just Elven Lairds 😭

I wished. I find myself very drawn ta all those Bonnie ones with those long legs

I stood next ta Lady Ungoliant for a bit and gawked at her 🤭

Same principle..rock dust. It will come off wit' the next bath

Oh wow, looking smashing there, Lord Father 🔥🔥

Aye, spill the tea, lad!

Ohh who do ye like Tavish? Come on, tell auntie Mim 😊

Elf Lairds? Here in Mordor? 👀

Scusi, let me scooch in there..

Now that is betta 😌 hello there, mah lovelies 💕

Lady and being beyond the binary arriving 😌 @ungolunhinged.bsky.social looking forward to a night of spooky fun and shenanigans

Ohh Adar? Sounds like I 'ave missed some things travelling to Erebor

Please mah lads tell me everything aboot it

Sure you want to leave yer beefcake o' a husband unsupervised? 🤭

Maebe? Supposed to be the evil sea Witch Ursula though 😆

An eel 🤭

Ah, ye put straw below the tunic. And I thought ye had finally gotten a bit chubby. The ideal form for a men

Ah but yer look sweet, Talion 😊

Alright, no one laughs. Got that? Squeak read some story about a land over a rainbow or such nonsense and made me dress as a scarecrow. I am not dancing down yellow brick roads either!

Mah lads, ye have outdone yerselves 😌 I'm stocked ta be here

#DonkeyHalloween

Ladies, gentlemen, and beings beyond the binary, ghouls and Nazgûl, Uruk, elves, hobbits, spiders, trolls, Ainur, humans alive and undead… you may know the donkey daycare farm as a fun place. Tonight, let @nazgulno6.bsky.social and me show you its spooky side.

Ooh I'm stoked 🙌 aye I will attend

Come join us this Unhinged Halloween or the donkeys will come after you!

(With sad eyes because they miss you.)