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@itscalen.bsky.social

Creative director @ https://aggrocrab.com. any pronouns

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phewwww omg

23.11.2024 01:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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checks out

23.11.2024 01:32 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

YEAH WE WON AN AWARD

21.11.2024 17:51 — 👍 31    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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when they finally stop playing the hokey pokey but then I realize it really was what it's all about

21.11.2024 04:01 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

in bed straight up hittin it. And by it let's just say the hay

20.11.2024 22:21 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

is gabapentin safe for boyfriends

18.11.2024 05:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ok if June is here you know x is COOKED cooked

16.11.2024 23:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

SARAH MCBRIDE OF DELAWARE BECOMES THE FIRST TRANSGENDER MEMBER OF CONGRESS CAN I GET A HELL YEAH FROM THE STRESSED OUT CHAT

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omg.....

22.10.2024 20:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i tried ok

22.10.2024 14:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

White man SHOCKS locals by bouncing on it in flawless Mandarin

22.10.2024 14:07 — 👍 17    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0
Text 1: You are a dummy and a bad boy Text 2: You look like this 👎 Text 3: You are a dumpster boy Text 4: You are the Dumbest boy on the world Text 5: You're a dumpster boy here's your garbage can Text 6: You live in New Jersey

Text 1: You are a dummy and a bad boy Text 2: You look like this 👎 Text 3: You are a dumpster boy Text 4: You are the Dumbest boy on the world Text 5: You're a dumpster boy here's your garbage can Text 6: You live in New Jersey

When my daughter was seven years old, she stole my wife's phone and sent me this series of texts.

21.10.2024 17:01 — 👍 2025    🔁 363    💬 71    📌 55
Willem DeFoe in The Lighthouse

Willem DeFoe in The Lighthouse

every day I become more like Him

29.09.2023 00:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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my reaction to that formation:

27.09.2023 01:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I'm a little guy its all good

20.09.2023 03:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hi :)

20.09.2023 03:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Most video games only require 10% of your brain. The revolutionary Baldur's Gate 3 allows you to use your entire dick

21.08.2023 04:35 — 👍 38    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0
a roadside light-up traffic sign reading “IT’S COMING IT’S BAD”

a roadside light-up traffic sign reading “IT’S COMING IT’S BAD”

current mood

18.08.2023 03:54 — 👍 1056    🔁 217    💬 15    📌 20

yeah.....

18.08.2023 19:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if Mario Kart was about pure driving I would win every race but unfortunately my competitors insist on engaging in a great deal of unsportsmanlike behaviour

09.08.2023 22:41 — 👍 2637    🔁 595    💬 27    📌 29

what's a Boss Baby to a God Baby

10.08.2023 00:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

DJ Crazy Times is the only thing getting me through this week and thats not an exaggeration

02.08.2023 07:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🚀 BOOM HEAR THE BASS GO ZOOM 🚀

01.08.2023 08:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

more art of these two on my feed please. I'm wanting more

31.07.2023 18:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I only have two modes

30.07.2023 19:38 — 👍 126    🔁 29    💬 1    📌 2

I love them

31.07.2023 18:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0