Woody the Woodpecker looking MF ๐
01.11.2025 00:55 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@owningsuperset7.bsky.social
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Woody the Woodpecker looking MF ๐
01.11.2025 00:55 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Now I'm wondering what would happen if the speaker met IMP.
I feel like they would be expecting her to see them as evil monsters, only to be shocked when she shows nothing but motherly love and compassion towards all of them.
I'd settle for being cradled in her arms and told everything is going to be okay. That would probably fix me.
01.11.2025 00:30 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I hope you're right. But judging by how quickly he tried to self-terminate with that confetti gun... I don't know... ๐ฌ
31.10.2025 15:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Abs and Midriffs my beloved~
31.10.2025 14:25 โ ๐ 44 ๐ 12 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 0110% agreed
31.10.2025 14:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0WITCH STOLAS โค๏ธ
31.10.2025 14:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Deer tummy!
31.10.2025 14:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Abs... ๐
31.10.2025 14:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hot
31.10.2025 14:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I love this sexy owl so much
31.10.2025 13:52 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Like, scared that something might happen that'll ruin your enjoyment of the shows?
31.10.2025 03:41 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0the problem is that trump will spend however much time he has left ginning up fake political prosecutions and then eventually dems will regain power (and yes, it will happen eventually) and they will say, no we cannot prosecute objective crimes and actual treason or we are just as bad as them
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31.10.2025 00:07 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The dichotomy of The Devil from The Bible
30.10.2025 20:59 โ ๐ 115 ๐ 26 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 0So they could be abused?
31.10.2025 00:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I mean, Avians are cute!
30.10.2025 23:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Lol, the first time a pig tries to perform a PIT maneuver and the batteries will spontaneously combust. Can you say "bacon"?
30.10.2025 23:55 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The 2025 Republican platform: "You can die from malnutrition or starvation when we cut off SNAP, or you can die of disease and illness when we gut Medicaid, but either way, you're dying."
30.10.2025 18:50 โ ๐ 183 ๐ 81 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 1Let's see:
Lucifer: The Goetia
Satan: Imps
Ozzie: Incubi/Succubi
Mammon: Loan Sharks
Bee: Hellhounds
Belgaphor: Baphomets
Leviathan: Infestors/The fish-like demons, such as Glitz and Glam's species (?)
Wait, that leaves the Reptile demons we saw working with Crimson during "Oops"!
Oh no, the sword...
30.10.2025 22:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐ฏ ๐ฏ
30.10.2025 13:20 โ ๐ 4827 ๐ 2443 ๐ฌ 117 ๐ 88Ohhhh so THATS why the goetia get special privilege
Dang it Lucifer youโre to prideful ๐
Ahhhh, so the Goetia were created by Lucifer, that actually makes sense
30.10.2025 22:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My thoughts exactly
(Although, in the US government, The Speaker of The Speaker of The House is next in like to take the presidency if both the sitting president and vice-president are somehow incapacitated. Sorry, I know this is unrelated ๐
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Yeah, I definitely think her position is more of a symbolic one, a figurehead of sorts. Because judging by her disposition (at least from what we've seen), she probably would've stopped Adam and Lute if she actually had the authority to do so.
30.10.2025 22:26 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0That's exactly what I'm worried about. Either Lute might try to assassinate The Speaker, or Roo reveals herself and kills/incapacitates her.
30.10.2025 20:26 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Nah, the dead don't suffer.
Make the fascist rot in Gitmo or some other Black Site for the rest of their miserable lives.
Who's gonna tell them that Christianity in the Halo universe is as fake as the Covenant religion?
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