Shaking my fist at the dying of the light

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Sometimes, to paraphrase Terry Pratchett, you hear the voice of the electorate. And it growls

Normal people are just sick to fucking death of the cruelty and meanness

a man in a superman costume with a red s on his chest ALT: a man in a superman costume with a red s on his chest

I LOVE TRANSGENDER PEOPLE AND PEOPLE WHO MIGRATE HERE AND PEOPLE OF COLOR AND GAY RIGHTS AND ABORTIONS AND SEX WORKERS AND VACCINES

this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam

MAMDANI BECOMES FIRST MAYOR TO BRING BACK THE ARCHIE SONIC FREEDOM FIGHTERS TO HANG OUT WITH THE IDW GANG

Americans have spoken and they demand wokeness

“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN

Now that the race is over, Andrew Cuomo go on the Adam Friedland show

im hearing a dog fell out of a building and got scared while it was falling and started spraying diarrhea everywhere out of fear and schumer stepped out of a building and the diarrhea fell all over him and got in his mouth and the dog landed safely on a big pillow and then took his senate seat

new york post commie art cover of zohran mamdani with commie letters for the red apple

banger cover & i hope you lucky mfs in NYC get a physical copy to frame as art

Mamdani on the campaign trail: "Haha, i'm nice, i'm sweet, i'm just here to help and want to make things better for my city"

Mamdani against the federal government:

there are basically not enough republican voters to create enough safe seats to withstand the kind of wave that, for example, turned virginia into a democratic supermajority state for the first time in the modern era of its politics

Take the L

Reminder that this is a winning position, and people support it

Cuomo Announces Plan To Govern New York City As Independent https://theonion.com/cuomo-announces-plan-to-govern-new-york-city-as-independent/

Congratulations to NYC on becoming the Trans Capital of the World!

NY post cover calling nyc "the red apple" with zohran wielding a hammer and sickle

need 50 of these

ok now that zohran is the mayor all focus has to be on ousting chuck schumer

(speaking into wrist) it’s time

Once more, for old times’ sake

BREAKING: Cuomo gives his concession speech

IT'S OFFICIAL: IN THE LARGEST TURNOUT IN 56 YEARS NEW YORK CITY HAS VOTED TO DROWN CUOMO IN THE HUDSON

I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.

you can win without billionaires supporting you

you can win without party leadership endorsing you

you can win unapologetically standing with every persecuted minority pundits say are too politically toxic to touch

we could do everything about this process differently if we wanted to

The crowd has gone silent at Cuomo's party.

roses are red
big laughs are hearty