Lauren

If you show up to the gym in jeans TO WORKOUT, I have the right to assume you’re a serial killer. idc

Photo of Mariah Carey in an ice cube.

Photo of Mariah Carey breaking free from ice cube.

December has begun.

It’s always the one who loves Christmas shopping & the one who hates it & has to drive. & they marry each other.

I really thought the thing that annoyed me most was loud eating. As I’ve gotten older & since I’ve moved to the city, I’ve realized it’s slow walking. I will literally push you.

things that annoy me at gym: if i walk in front of you, i always make sure there is plenty of room. stop pausing & acting like i interrupted your entire workout. clearly you don’t know wtf you’re doing if you couldn’t see yourself for those 2 seconds.

Jonathan Bailey’s “dancing through life” has a hold on me that nothing else ever has. what am I supposed to do with that

I've followed just the right set of accounts that my feed is just pictures of space and cats doing weird stuff. I'll add more, but for now... it's perfect

Would

I am not going to accept the things I cannot control. I am going to start screaming.

I used to fight mfs for these in the computer lab

A ★★★★★ review of Wicked (2024) As a HUGE wicked fan, I genuinely don’t think there was a single part of this movie I was disappointed with. I honestly went in both excited and nervously prepared to criticize it in some way; I wante...

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No because Wicked had no right being that good

If I buy noise cancelling headphones and I can still hear you chewing over them, you’re a barn animal idk what else to tell you.

it’s #Wicked day for me & @samcosplayys.bsky.social & i’m placing bets on how many times i cry in 2.5 hours. i’m thinking about 14

he’s a 10 but his brain is made of shrimp. #cat

idk how to explain it but twitter is the US and bluesky is canada

I’m gonna need this app to let me have group direct messages & be able to like messages. THEN I’ll be won over.

Once my algorithm is EXACTLY the way I want it on here, it’s game over.

Aragorn DUH

I felt left out so here I am !

Hi Trevor ! 👋🏼

wild indeed !!

Well hi !

Once I get this cat off my lap it’s over for you bitches