Gia Brontë🌸✨

🙃😅

According to what my chat GPT knows about me, this is me😅😂

Hope you haven’t forgotten about me already 🌺😇

Recovery is going well!
I miss gym and pilates terribly but I’ve finished a book series (Mistborn) and started another (Jade City).

On track for a March 4th return to @cconfidential.bsky.social ☺️

a man standing in a bathroom with the website sarafena.tumblr.com on the bottom right ALT: a man standing in a bathroom with the website sarafena.tumblr.com on the bottom right

Be warned the Ross Geller leather pants episode

Thank you angel 👼🏻 🤍🤍🤍🥰

Surgery went well, I’ve already been told off by the nurses for moving too much 😅😂 I suspect this will happen again.
Now to recover and read all the fabulous book recommendations you’ve all given me 🥰

And that’s a wrap!
Time for my 3-4 week hiatus. Thanks to all those who came and saw me and wished me well for my procedure.

If you’re looking for someone to see while I’m away, I highly recommend:
@scarlett-lerosa.bsky.social &
@delilahraine.bsky.social

🤍🌸 Missing you all already xo

If I use enough fake tan they might turn orange 🍊

Got pedicures today with @scarlett-lerosa.bsky.social 🦶
What colour should I get next?!

Show me the pup 🐶

Let’s talk erectile dysfunction and seeing SWers! ☺️🍆

Wow those boobies

On my ‘idle’ days I’m reading, Pilates-ing or training this guy. Absolutely loving today because I got to do all three of those things already☺️

Poodles are so intelligent and trainable. Having a history as working dogs they require a lot of stimulation and can be taught all sorts of amazing skills!

My last Jan availability at @cconfidential.bsky.social before I take all of Feb off 👇🏻🔥

Sun 18th 12-8pm
Mon 19th 12-6pm
Wed 21st 4-10pm
Wed 28th 4-10pm

☎️ 03 9417 6004 to reserve your preferred booking time.

Depending upon my recovery I’ll be back to my regular schedule by end of Feb/early March❤️‍🩹

What a fabulous summer so far 🌞 I’ve loved meeting new faces & catching up with familiar ones.

Unfortunately the time has come to address my endometriosis. This means I’ll be available until surgery on 29/01 with 4 weeks recovery ❤️‍🩹 I’ll be away Feb & back at Collingwood Confidential in March ☺️🤍

I DID. He absolutely sucked!!!

“Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about”

Ok. Well I’m fighting undead JarJar Binks in a dungeon and everyone knows about it.
#D&DSundays

Gimli is stoked because he’s finally allowed to go to the dog park after his final vaccination! 💉🐻🐩

That’s awesome!
It sounds like you guys had a great connection for her to talk to you like that too 🤍🥹

Parlour work isn’t without it’s issues and Melb in particular parlour rates have stagnated 😅 - on the bright side this means I get lots of great regs who can afford to see me more often!

Looking like a side piece while all my friends are married-with-babies-age 💅🏻

“Gia why did you switch to parlour from private? Don’t you earn less per hr?”

- My overheads are much lower due to less admin (why I don’t allow DMs) & advertising.
- Less cancellations/timewasters.
- I get to leave work at work, no 3am calls and messages in bed.
- Laundry & admin is done for me

Oooof 🔥that’ll cost you though

This outfit though!!!

Big naturals are great but they’re the least exciting thing about an hour with me 😈🌸

Is that a sailor moon sternum piece I see? 👀

Any day we are on shift together and available. Keep an eye on the roster!

Reading this in bed and the broth back room over the last few days.
Love the magic system and the politics 💫

I don’t offer that and I don’t date privately. Thanks for understanding

Happy to answer these sorts of questions in-person xo ☺️