Old Turty Bastard

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I did not realize that ketamine lozenges were a thing 🤔

Skijoring weekend is so much fucking fun

Rock Yo Hips

I had pretty much forgotten about this song, but it just came on shuffle and it made my day how well I still know the words. Brought me back to high school for a second #32flavorsofthatbootyliciousbubblegum

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Good morning! 🤤☃️❄️

Let's watch those goals again 🤩

I was Strava blasting for our little adventure and forgot to turn it off for the drive home so now the whole experience is null and void 😩😭

Day 21: skinned up Cooper with a couple of the fellas. Some of the best powder turns all szn 🤙🏼

It makes my brain tingle thinking about how sick this August/September run of music is going to be. FOV//Phish Dicks//Billy Strings//Gorillaz 🫠🫠🫠

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I did have too much fun at my friend’s grandma’s house in the woods in Vermont. Just get getting drunk as shit with the fellas playing Call of Duty and posting slutty pics on Twitter (and consequently discovering Phish Twitter)

If you back into a parking space then you can just gun it out of there and have the snow all slide off the back…

The should have gotten Good Luck Enza’s too 😞👎🏼

Getting Good Luck Enza’s worked! I got my 3 RR Sunday tickets (still waiting to hear from my girlfriend and her bestie about Fri/Sat 🙏🏼)

Good luck 🙏🏼

Finally got around to listening to the new Gorillaz album this morning and I’m obsessed with The Manifesto. I’m not even done with the album and it’s easily my favorite song. Gave myself chills omw to work thinking about tripping my tits off and seeing them perform it a Ball Arena in the Fall 🫠

The romantic sounds of the city 🥰

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I just now realized I’ve been saying spurt instead of spur of the moment my whole life 😅

These little baby cups were a spurt of the moment purchase with my REI dividend last year, but I love them so much and bringing my girlfriend coffee has become one of my favorite morning rituals 🥰

If you told me 2 for $10 I’d pay it happily

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I hate them

Well that was an infuriating effort. AXS just kept on giving me these errors messages whenever the walking guy got to the end of the line 🤬

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Good luck to everyone on the Panic RR presale this morning 🙏🏼

We ate dinner at our friends’ house out in the sticks tonight and had a herd of 20+ elk cross the road in front of us on our way home 😯

I love this shirt my girlfriend got me so friggin much

I cheat and superglue them on so I’m not sure if I’d be able to pull it off the old one. But I’ll be lending the PFD out to friends so it’ll still get used 🤙🏼

Unfortunately I just thought about having “Panic Fucks Hard” in all my rafting pictures so it’s gotta go on the back lol. I’m going to miss the Smokey the Bear “Please be careful” patch I have on my old PFD

Actually, never mind. Gotta go with Billy in the front/Panic in the back. I don’t think I want “Panic Fucks Hard” in all my rafting pictures for the next 5-6 years

CKS was having a sale when I was in BV for Daniel Donato and I got a new PFD! I can’t decide if I want to put both patches on the front, or Billy in the front/Panic in the back