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Old Turty Bastard

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I’m just tryna make my momma proud. I ain’t tryna let my momma down. 🧔🏽‍♀️🐻🌊🛶💅🏼🎿🏔️🎨🏕️⛓️🚴🏼‍♂️🍻 Not here to argue Leadville, CO

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Don’t worry, I’m gonna have a great rot sesh when I get home 🥰

01.03.2026 20:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I miss the old peach nectarine flavor 😞

01.03.2026 20:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It was tempting to just veg out and play video games all day after last night, but I’m glad we got out for a nice little pack walk

01.03.2026 19:55 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Taking the Leadville Limo down to BV for DDCC 🙏🏼

01.03.2026 00:29 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My mom sent me more pictures and I’m realizing I fucked up on the sizing for Mollie 😅

28.02.2026 21:56 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Almost forgot we’re going to Daniel Donato tonight! #howyadern 🤠

28.02.2026 21:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would be devastated if after all this time we found out that they taste like ass 😭

28.02.2026 21:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just set my alarm for 1.5 hours 🫡 😴

28.02.2026 20:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

👀

28.02.2026 16:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A whole new meaning to #sippin

28.02.2026 15:16 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Haha you don’t have to book an appointment for the dog mellys!

28.02.2026 14:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My mom’s and sister’s dogs in their puppy mellys I got for them 🥰

28.02.2026 12:53 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

I can’t remember, but I guess that means I gotta do a rewatch 😉

28.02.2026 02:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Remember the Titans, Friday Night Lights, and Varsity Blues are my holy trinity of football movies (always thought Rudy was ass)

28.02.2026 01:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I didn’t realize Jesse Plemons was in Varsity Blues!

28.02.2026 01:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Watching Varsity Blues rn. The whipped cream scene was a formative part of my adolescence 😮‍💨🏈

28.02.2026 01:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh hell yeah

27.02.2026 02:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Has anyone heard that Billy might be coming to Denver September 18-20?

27.02.2026 02:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I haven’t run since Covid but I have been having thoughts about starting it up again once it starts getting warm

27.02.2026 01:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I do too! I guess I was just feeling modest today 😇

27.02.2026 00:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I didn’t realize Denver’s mayor is the bad guy from Lost with a mullet

27.02.2026 00:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I need to confess something… I had all my stuff with me to get some laps in after work but I bailed bc I was too lazy to change into my skiing clothes. The bathrooms at my last work stop of the day are gross, and I just didn’t feel like changing in my car 😔☝🏼

27.02.2026 00:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m gonna take such a sick nap when I get home 🙏🏼

25.02.2026 20:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lead, 2nd, vice, skip

25.02.2026 11:39 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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25.02.2026 02:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did you get a puppy!?

25.02.2026 01:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

One of the coolest!

25.02.2026 01:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Is this a euphemism for listening to Redman or are we talking chew?

24.02.2026 22:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I love when you post your journal pages! It reminds me of the journals I had to make in IB art in high school. I’m gonna try to find mine when I’m home in April

24.02.2026 22:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just saw that the Leadville girls team won their second straight Nordic skiing state championship! 🙌🏼

24.02.2026 22:38 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0