1-800-BUY-GOAT

Havent had sex in two years, havent had a hug in longer

When ppl run outta problems they cant help but create them for themselves

Ill do a fkn comic abt it whatever

Every nine months i get so lonely and depressed i go on dating apps just to be reminded of how fucked up and socially incompatible i am. This is so hopless

Lore accurate

Hi investors

Im off this weekend and have nothing planned...

Is this where the line starts??

Intense desire to draw more AMA stuff..

Can i borrow 40 dollars

I hope ppl know goat is the self insert ...

Many of you would not survive the goat straight jacket paizuri

Gotta know what vyre's butt tastes like (the people need answers..)

Carry a piece. Thank me later

Experiencing hardcore tail envy😔

The Goat fashion formula is simple

Punk guy = pink bikini

Tall curvy goat = straight jacket

10 Days, investors keep your eyee peeled, big development in the works

Where would i even get stuff like this in my size i need gays to guide me

Send me more outfits i can daydream abt wearing 🙇

Nice butt bro🤙

I am windowshopping bc i know i could rock this

Need dilf ass in/around my face today

Ikr

Its not working i still have jeans on and not a micro bikini... the science must be flawed somehow..

So real for saying this actually

If you want to be HASHTAG COOL like me 💅 *hacks up phlegm*

The media has been lying to you, smoke cigarettes

I think i need somebody's father to make me a lady

Im a cute boywife living on caffine and marlboros ARENT I JUST SPECIAL

Now i wait...