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@goatcoin.bsky.social

[18+] [27] im the one on the sign out front. Can i brw 15bux??

448 Followers  |  518 Following  |  2,048 Posts  |  Joined: 04.02.2025  |  1.6381

Latest posts by goatcoin.bsky.social on Bluesky

You might be one of the only people they would put aside their shit for, hold onto that : )

12.02.2026 17:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You get the grumpy boywife or the horrible bitch and you cant have both because they fucking hate each other

12.02.2026 17:34 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is what your twink sounds like btw

12.02.2026 15:14 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This might get me dmca'd idrk but whatever

cmon, what did you THINK he was gonna sound like

20.02.2025 17:32 — 👍 14    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 3
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ONE NATION

UNDER GOAT

20.11.2025 15:14 — 👍 23    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0
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Recycle bin ♻️

21.11.2025 21:35 — 👍 73    🔁 10    💬 1    📌 0
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If yr critter looks like this youre obligated to show me 🤭

12.02.2026 12:54 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Tell me about it lol

12.02.2026 12:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey bbg hop in my bed please🙇

12.02.2026 06:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Already getting radical rat porn on my tl 😇

12.02.2026 04:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love single player games but i wish i had friends to play stuff with sometimes .. i get dismissive on new games fast cos i can usually tell if ill like it past the first few hours right away

12.02.2026 04:48 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For 500 followers i will give you nothing and you will enjoy it

12.02.2026 04:45 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The system is crushing me

12.02.2026 04:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If FNV gets a remaster i will post 1 (one) nude

12.02.2026 04:44 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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"You cannot eat out your tops"

12.02.2026 04:41 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Pawlitics...

12.02.2026 04:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I need a big pizza pie and a hottie to share with ive progressed from seasonal depression to seasonal yearning

12.02.2026 03:46 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I need a dab rn ...

12.02.2026 03:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ill give her what she wants because i was totally not checking her out before this !

12.02.2026 03:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Church

12.02.2026 03:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wishing you the best, happy to listen should you need it

12.02.2026 03:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Goatcore is eating half a bag of chicken nuggets in bed and then falling asleep to jerma with a lit cigarette in your mouth

12.02.2026 03:08 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is so me bestie

12.02.2026 03:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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[Repost] Im bimboy mode today

11.02.2026 22:58 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Psst, it could be you 🤫

11.02.2026 22:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Been trying to manifest someone to sit on me and it DOESNT WORK !!!

11.02.2026 22:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Peak bangs peak great stuff HB!!

11.02.2026 22:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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tape 07 🦇 (A very special episode of Batchat)

(feat. @nonbatnary.bsky.social. happy belated birthday!)

11.02.2026 22:07 — 👍 346    🔁 77    💬 3    📌 0

I want this yellow thing and now u gotta share 😡

11.02.2026 22:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ngl ive never bottomed for someone else before (not that i didnt want to, just always got pushed into the other role) but i think about it almost constantly

11.02.2026 22:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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