The Seventeen-Point

Accidental Haiku #6109, from "The Sickest Burns on the Internet Right Now Are Coming From…" in the Wall Street Journal:

of a broader French
strategy to adopt a
more combative tone.

https://www.wsj.com/world/europe/french-response-foreign-ministry-x-account-trump-elon-musk-e7095fc1?mod=hp_lead_pos8

Accidental Haiku #5351, from "Americans Are Leaving the U.S. in Record Numbers" in the Wall Street Journal:

data doesn’t yet
fully capture the number
of people leaving,

https://www.wsj.com/us-news/americans-leaving-the-us-migration-a5795bfa?mod=hp_lead_pos7

Accidental Haiku #4652, from "Trump Puts On a Show, Casting Democrats as the Villains" in the Wall Street Journal:

But it did not take
long for Mr. Trump to switch
into emcee mode.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/25/us/politics/trump-state-of-the-union-speech.html

Accidental Haiku #3327, from "Exclusive | Trump Administration…" in the Wall Street Journal:

That no ideas
are settled until announced
by President Trump.

https://www.wsj.com/politics/policy/trump-administration-considers-action-requiring-banks-to-collect-citizenship-info-8e26f6d2?mod=hp_lead_pos2

Accidental Haiku #2933, from "I Hold a Money Meeting With …" in the Wall Street Journal:

you can make yours more
formal—or even jet to
the beach house to chat.

https://www.wsj.com/personal-finance/i-hold-a-money-meeting-with-my-family-every-quarter-heres-how-to-lead-yours-bf993952?mod=hp_lead_pos9

Accidental Haiku #2480, from "The Problem With Sleep Right Now Is Shame About Sleep" in the Wall Street Journal:

timing—is innate.
You’ll feel less ashamed if
you remember this.

https://www.wsj.com/lifestyle/relationships/sleep-shame-how-to-fix-e93dad35?mod=hp_listc_pos4

Found haiku in today's Journal:

Fresh Western sanctions,
seizures of aging tankers,
known as the shadow

https://www.wsj.com/world/as-war-enters-fifth-year-ukraine-shows-russian-victory-is-anything-but-inevitable-7898d921?mod=hp_lead_pos10