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Smith’s Log 11/13

Well, those three came back alive with enough turkeys for each family to have one for Thanksgiving. I think what concerns me more than the turkeys looking exactly the same is that Cookie gave Eric a rifle with one round. I think I need to talk to him.

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It’s that time again!

Welcome back to the Roll for Bullshit Podcast! Today, the bunker buddies talk about Ancient Greece, Vlad Tepes, and ancient Egypt! Listen as they discuss historical things like Vikings, the Dark Ages, and listen as Eric and Charles go to hunt for a turkey! Will the catch it?

Smith’s Log 11/11

Some kid came up to me about an hour ago, and asked me to make a wish. I said wishes are for genies and the delusional and kept going.

I think he was some kind of luck-based mutant, because I stubbed my dick on a handrail down the hallway. Little shit.

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Smith’s Log 11/10

Doctor Holly told me to take a day to rest and get my mind off. I told her that people in hell want ice water. Anyways, everything is on track for Thanksgiving. Cookie sent those three out to get turkey, so hopefully the swamp doesn’t eat them. Maybe.

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Smith’s Log 11/7

I’m losing my fucking mind.

I was walking through one of the hallways near my office when I heard a voice. MY voice. Talking about how I love bureaucratic nonsense and being a ‘grumpy fucker’. I’m going to talk to Dr. Holly.
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Smith’s Log 11/6

He can cook. I… I’m stunned.

Cookie brought lunch around, and said it was jambalaya. Now Cookie has made this before, but it was never this good. He told me that Charla made, and my entire body tensed.

Fucking Charles.

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Smith’s Log 11/5

So apparently Cookie has a new hand in the kitchen. Charles (voluntarily I think) offered to help around the kitchen. At first I thought it was to shit in the industrial microwave, but he hasn’t yet. The kids are still running around screaming cock.

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Smith’s Log: 11/4

One of the civilians learned the word spatchcock today, and has taught everyone under the age of 13 to use it. I bet it’s Charles.

Anyways, the planning stages have begun, and I suspect that Cookie is going to need hep. He’ll be thrilled.

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Smith’s Log: 11/3

Some of the bunker residents want to plan for a huge feast in honor of Thanksgiving this year. I don’t see a point, but those three are spear heading plans, and Cookie is prepping the kitchen. As long as resources aren’t pressed, we should be fine.

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Daily Log October 31

Smith surprised me. There’s Halloween decorations everywhere, and even the more mutated residents are getting in on it. Charles shit in a candy bucket instead of a microwave, and Shawna is blowing spooky shaped clouds.

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Daily Log October 30

So I doubt if Smith is going to agree to it, but I told the figure heads that the Bunker needs some holiday spirit. That maybe the bunker dwellers would like some kind of normalcy. Smith said that it would be taken under advisement. Grumpy asshole.
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Daily Log October 29

So good news; I’m not dead. Bad news; Some kid pulled a prank on me in the spirit of Halloween. I turned into a giant horn lizard and squirted blood at him. Little shit is probably gonna be traumatized.

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It’s that time again!

Join the bunker buddies as they talk about horror, past trauma, and strange happenings around the bunker. There are also some power outage troubles, supernatural shenanigans, and a strange threat against Smith for some reason.
Lock the doors, close the blinds, and tune on in!

Daily Log October 28

-There doesn’t appear to be any legible writing on the log for this day. There are blood smears and some f the paper seems to have been torn by something. There is one line of legible text.-

Fucking mouth breathers.

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Daily Log October 27

Some more weird sounds coming from the scanner. It sounds like heavy breathing, but I can’t tell if it’s serial killer or head cold heavy breathing. If I’m dead tomorrow, assume that it was some kid with the next plague.

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Daily Log October 22

To the shit head that hid a music player in the console and rigged it to randomly play that carnival music, Charles is going to shit in your microwave. Don’t bother trying to hide it; It’s already done.

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Daily Log October 21

Has anyone else heard some weird noises around bunker? Not the crawling sounds in the vent; That’s just Charles. There have been reports of whispers and stuff, like the weird music I keep hearing. Is anyone else hallucinating?

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Daily Log October 20

Getting some weird feed back on the radio. It sounds kind of like old-timer circus music, but I can’t pinpoint a source. Might be Supple leaving bread crumbs, or more fuckery from the world. I’ll update tomorrow.

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Daily Log October 17

Now that the electrical problems are fixed, I can go back to scanning for that supple ass hole. The world is a lot more messed up than I thought, though. France is full of yarn people, and it seems like there’s an endless amount of Fuckery here.

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Daily log 10/16

So the kids that stumbled through the lower levels found out that it was some rat. Not even a mutated one. How the fuck did the electricity not kill it? Anyway, scanners showed some weird noises. More on that tomorrow.

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It’s that time again!

Follow along with the bunker buddies as they talk about Pokemon, typings, and what exactly condoms are made out of in the pokemon world.

Also, a group of friends traverse the lower levels of the bunker in hopes of finding a real life pikachu! Will they find it? Tune in now!

Daily Log October 14

The techs confirmed that the power outages have been fixed. Apparently some bunker residents took it upon themselves to try and find the problem. They said they would have the report to admin tomorrow, about the time the show starts.
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Daily Log October 13

So over the weekend I was away from comms for a mental health break(You try listening to the weird shit out there every day) but came back to something that sounded like chittering under the console. Have they not found this little shit?

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Daily Log October 10

Some kids have been checking the lower levels of the bunker to try and find the rat. They seem to think it’s a Pokémon. Fucking nerds. Anyway, hopefully them going down there helps end the blackouts.

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Daily Log October 9

Continued black outs, but it seems like an anomaly was spotted on the lower levels. Seems like a yellow rat was spotted chewing on some wires. It’s always something in this place.

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Daily Log October 8

The electrical system for the bunker is going haywire. Some places are randomly losing power, and a lot of people are going without while we find the problem. Winnie said that some of the wires were cut? Like by rats. Fucking ass holes.

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Daily Log October 7

I heard what sounded like whales fucking somewhere in the ocean, but it was being broadcast from inland. What the hell happened to the wild life? And why does it sound like whales making a booty call?

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