👽🔞 Alien

07 sitting naked with his hand censoring his crotch

07 wearing a collar

oouhghh

"I've been sleeping in too late lately" I've realized what I was actually doing was going "oh I'm awake, let's finish thinking about that character sex that I fell asleep to last night" and then getting surprised when I wake up an hour later

im thikning about that fucking guy bouncing on it. rest assured

hi

........that being said anyone want a kinda terrible b4nscyth3 short as fuck thing. im so bad at writing smut but its the only thing ive ever actually finished OF smut lol

writing smut is a constant battle of rereading it while youre not horny and going this sucks, then rereading it AGAIN when you are and going holy shit i should be a bestselling author

wakes up in a cold sweat. i NEED to draw v1nest4ff getting it.

ive got too many headcanons for this shit. punches a wall

i need to get better at writing smut cuz i keep thinking about b00mbox in various situations and then cant draw it for whatever reason but writing pisses me off

grrgugrrgghg bbomboc #phrotting #phucking

"KJ KJ KJ KJ KJ... perhaps crest too" "n-no harsh feelings right?"

is it gay to fuck your alternate universe dead-god-eating self

(i know what you are)

"the trifecta you got on your straw page should go at eachother" "ANON YOUR BRAIN IS MASSIVE i was laughing too much while drawing lol"

"i really hope no one else in this elevator can tell how horny i am" "KA-CHUNK" "(the elevator has stopped)"

"Dude." "Sorryyy <3"

that damn elevator gets a sick kick outta this shit

i gottaaa draw more of these 3 because it was genuinely so funny to think about. wouldve drawn more but my wrist is fuuuucked lmAO

#phucking #phrotting (i would tag the other 2 but i dont know their nsfw tags!! if u do id like 2 know ty)

oh yeah! I made a strawpage for this account, if you'd like to request me to draw anything :3

xeno-overlord.straw.page

guys dont ever joke about things too much i was joking about so many kinks/fetishes for ages and then i sit here and go.. ahhh fuck. i joke about a character being into scent stuff and here i am, a little while later, thinking a little too hard about it AGAIN

i bet he smells good. ssniffff

sighhhhh... the things I think would be hot does not align with the sexual headcanons I have for the characters and it's a struggle and a half to convince my brain to let it just happen for the sake of being hot

realizing theres a second tag and i should be using that one as well sobs.........

i neeeeed to draw more phucking stuff those freaks live in my brain too much to not do something about ittt. ruaghrughraghr

tr4ffic fucking b00mbox from behind

save me tr4fficb0x. save me. this is so hastily drawn but god damn im so normal

#phucking

god i love these two . i need to draw them more holy shit

takes a long drag of my cigarette. I need to suck his titties.

b00mb0x getting sucked off by tr4ffic

hes so fucking cute im gonna lose it #phucking

oh dear god that was ALMOST misposting smthn to my main. holy fuck

oh yeah! I made a strawpage for this account, if you'd like to request me to draw anything :3

xeno-overlord.straw.page

a sketch of b00mb0x sitting with his dick out

GRGGRUAHGHHUGA. GRHRRUHGR. FROTHS AT THE MOUTH. #phucking

i need him so bad it went past the need to draw porn and became the need to figure out dimensional travel to obliterate that fictional man's pelvis

this is why i havent been posting any god damn art because ive BEEN WRITING IT INSTEAD AND THEN BAITING MYSELF INTO THE OL 2-5K WORDS BEFORE THEY EVEN KISS . BRO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY CANT I BE A PORN WITHOUT PLOT GUY WHY IS THIS THE HELL I LIVE IN. JUST TAKE OFF HIS PANTS !!!!!!!!

and you'll be seein the posts either which way.

i want him so bad gang its over for me