Doctor Spartan T. Gator, PhD

One good piss away...

The piss tank on the ISS is now 67% full.

1. Taco Bell Breakfast Crunch Wrap
2. Panda Express Orange Chicken
3. McDonald's Chicken Nuggets

Oooo I can block JD vance ...

Bill Kristol keeping it real on the hellsite

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Whenever I drive a small car with a large turning radius I'm like WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS

I have a 2018 Fit and I cosign this.

He probably meant this for Powell, which means it's actually for tanking the stock market

With Trump going full authoritarian on Venezuela-Greenland, ICE, and the Fed, the response has to be serious. Four Republican senators (Tillis, McConnell, Murkowski, Collins?) could announce they’ll caucus for now with the Dems to give them control of the Senate to check Trump.

Listen all a y'all this is SNAP-otage...

An oil painting depicting a group of older men in a formal setting, likely a boardroom or courtroom. In the center, a blonde man in a brown tweed blazer and loose tie stands, holding a cigarette in his mouth and a small cup. He gestures toward the others. Behind him, a framed portrait shows the same man in an identical pose, creating a nested, repetitive effect. In the foreground, two men in suits look up toward him with attentive, curious expressions. The style is highly detailed and realistic, with a somber color palette of blues, browns, and grays.

It looks like I picked the wrong week to quit doom scrolling on BlueSky.

I mean, the bears were back for a while before coming forth, but I get it.

Sir, you should really respect Italian culture of never being prepared for anything

This is the ICE agent who murdered a woman by shooting her multiple times in the face.

"Greetings, I'm a casual racist but I was impressed by you"

I'm a wild man just living my life one expired Imodium at a time...

Looking at the indictment, how did a grand jury decide they had jurisdiction? How many rounds of clowns did they need to round up to get a grand jury to vote for the indictment?

Has anyone made the take yet that they can't actually convict him in US courts? Like, they say that's what they want to do, but in US courts you get to defend yourself and anyone would note that US does not have jurisdiction and get the case thrown out.

I would complain, but I'm not gonna protest...

Fuck it, I'm rooting for the Chicago Bears until the end of the year...

Mark 15:24
“And when they had crucified him, they parted his garments, casting lots upon them, what every man should take.”

"We are lawful, just like [Unlawful Thing]"

Why would anyone feel the need to qualify this statement. Like do you think there was someone else who was a better person or worse president? Do you think calling Trump the worst president on The Blue sky App (tm) is a controversial take?

I think it is worth noting that he also hates his daughter and that way worse than her hating him.

My family tailgated my PhD in Gainesville. UF insisted we keep it alcohol free, but grilling was ok.

Constantly confusing Johnny Nash and Johnny Cash as a bit...

Toyota Crown Signia yo

Where is Paddington 2? Unserious list.