Cryptid Escapes

"Remember how I said I was ready? That was a lie"

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"What is our strategy?"
"CHAOS"

"It was polio, there, I solved it, case closed"

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"Oh god this ship runs on windows?? No wonder everything is breaking!"

"Oh no! This ship was made by Star Wars nerds! My worst nightmare!"

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"You go press the button, we've decided that you're live bait"

"I watched too much Gravity Falls"

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"I'm squinting, but I'm already a little blind so I don't think it's helping"

"I prepared for this room by watching National Treasure"
"I prepared by watching the Martha Stewart documentary, does that help?"

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"Guys I've figured it out: there are TWO shoes and TWO light switches!
THE ILLUMINATI IS REAL"

"Thank you Club Penguin! Coming in clutch!"

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"We're summoning a sandworm to kill the killer"

"I've never been able to have an opinion before! Wow!"

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"Now is not the time to have big feelings"

"If I learned anything from star trek, it's that sometimes you just have to expose yourself to toxic radiation"

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“Oh! I forget that 6 and 9 are, like, the same number”

"Come over here and help me with this, I'm bad at numbers"
"You are literally a math teacher???"

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"I'm a business major! I don't do english!!!"

"Can you read sudoku?"
"No I took Spanish in high school"

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"I think this happened in Riverdale once"

"Why do you have a Kumquat in your pocket"

"What would win in a fight, a yeti or a polar bear?"

Dad: "Oh, what about that thing?"
Kid: " Dad, that's what we've been working on for like ten minutes."

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"Do not guess?"
"It means you only have one shot, like that Eminem song"

"I don't think intimate knowledge of farming is necessary for this room"

"I still like you guys, clearly we haven't been in here for *too* long"

Could be said in any of our rooms tbh

Speed run your patience for your relationships in an escape room today

A gem from the player quotes discord channel

Notepad with drawings of sad faces and an arrow pointing to them saying "us dead and sad"

The key to getting out of stressful situations is to keep an optimistic mindset.

Or whatever this is

Player Quotes from Robotic Resurgence:

"I gotta go into my thinking space for a moment"

"....you're gonna cry in the corner?"

"...yes"

Player quote from Murder Mystery: "Looks like he drank a lot, like any self-respecting artist."

Player quote from Murder Mystery: "Hell yea we got crayons!!! Time to draw some happy little trees!!!"

Welcome, Cryptids!