ur neighborhood crafty dyke

hello world im back

yeah!!!!!

got free tickets from work to go to cap hill block party, could vomit

i love a rainier

well instead i got a girl sleeping on my boobs

u r the CUTEST

feeling so eepy! need a pretty girls boobs to lay on rn!

omg im um hi

i lost a ball to my nipple piercing and bought a new one that is accidentally a little bit bigger than all the other balls 😭

hell yea

gonna be the modern day sylvia plath - killing myself by sticking my head in the air fryer

the french guys!! they just opened in cap hill recently

a morning crochet at the french bakery

genuinely i have a giant costco jar of them, i add them to so many meals

(mostly)

this is a joke is it stupid

gonna take some nudes yall want anything

made dinner with the wife the other night!! @nb-meesh.bsky.social 😋 farmers market pasta with shiitake mushies, mama lils, shallots and paired with a lovely dry cider

you’re so gorgeous i’m gonna faint

i care + i asked + i want to fuck your girlfriend idiot

i’m so fucking gay

just a heads-up, blocking someone does not force their acct to unfollow you so if you unblock them they’re still there just fyi

we r gonna name our apt “the tea drawer” (we r trans) (we love tea)

your mind…

anyone else’s pussy smell like annie’s mac and cheese? just wondering

ok twitter bitches where are all of u