F5 Fitzgerald

Pope stands holding a baseball bat on a plane

Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat

Travelers: We would like you to hire more flight controllers, stop planes from colliding and not pack us in like it’s the last train to Auschwitz.

Duffy: Would it kill you guys to put on a fucking tie? Maybe buy a snappy pair of cordovans.

The most responsible sister... when she wants to be 😂

Aphrodite right now stuck with this expression of "yeah, I dunno why I like him.... but I do" as she takes another drag of her cigarette 😂

Never a more perfect pair (of siblings)

maybe i am going insane

A tuxedo cat watching gameplay of Stray, prior to her realizing that the cat on screen is being controlled by the player.

Aphrodite was absolutely entranced by the game Stray - at least until she realized I was controlling the cat on screen. Then, she was horrendously offended for the rest of the evening 😂

Heating pad ain't so bad with the right company @mightykingapollo.bsky.social

Special delivery

Yin and yang

Siblings ready for Christmas cheer and love for one another ❤️

This is how I choose to pillow

Point of fact - life is pretty alright sometimes, despite, y'know, the Horrors

"Quoth the Raven... Shiny!" 🤣

You know you want one

Oh wow, Droopy Dog IRL

two frames: - first frame: lady yells "Why can't you be normal?" - second frame: Game 7 of the World Series with the caption "[screaming]"

...baseball?

Nobody could ask for more ❤️

She fits in so well with the stuffed animals, it's easy to forget sometimes that she isn't one. ❤️

The cutest pair of bonded siblings there ever was.

Hottest album cover of the year

Recovering from the collective trauma that was a much needed bath. Sorry, kitties. Y'all were stanky

Lots of other folks look at him and think Cinnabon, but not I - buttery, flaky croissant, every time.

GM. Is it too early to start day drinking? 🍷

Giant skeleton statue popping out the top of a garage with its hand on one hip

She’s so sassy??

It just seemed like the right thing to do.

Describe a character in Greek mythology the way someone trying to defend a politician would. I’ll start.

Oedipus: Like you’ve never had sex with someone and regretted it later