I love how unrelated the artists are to the floats. They’re like “and to help celebrate Dora the Explorer, we have Grammy award winning artist, Eminem.”

FLOPPENHEIMER. #cat

The “situation room” as trump commits an act of war on Iran.

Airlines must love thunderstorms. Basically means they don’t have and try to be on time for the rest of the day!

FYI- if your company uses a booking service for travel (like AMEX or CONCUR) then you don’t get reward points for staying with Hyatt

Channeling her inner cave painting #doglife

Tired trump missed his nap, luckily he was able to get some sleep at the POPE’S FUNERAL.

THEY FRIDGED PEDRO PASCAL

Had a great time at Grand Slam Track in Jamaica! So much talent on the track and behind it!!

Donald Trump and Elon Musk think this country belongs to them. They're taking everything they can get their hands on & daring the world to stop them. On April 5th, we're taking to the streets nationwide to say: Hands Off! #HandsOff #April5

Had the pleasure of visiting Lumon this past weekend!

The Apprentice is on prime for the first time in 20 years. How tragic it would be if everyone gave it the thumbs down.

Someone should tell trump that protests are not, by nature, illegal and are, in fact, protected by the first amendment. The founding fathers did this on purpose to prevent dictators and wanna be kings.

This is just bad AI video

Kids growing up with tap-to-pay will never know the thrill of walking full speed at a turnstile, making the perfect swipe, hearing the *click* and never breaking stride.

Can we acknowledge that data is not be collected for “targeted ads?” I’m regularly shown ads in languages that I do not speak.

The value of a water bottle is between $0-$10. Visiting the Google office? $0. Hotel mini bar: $10. The human experience lies between.

I’ve had #airpods for, like, three years now? And I still have no idea what the status light is for. Is it for the case? Or the pods? Or sometimes both and also neither?

Plug in

I ordered a pink pleather skirt for a costume design 20 years ago…. My search algorithm has only just recovered.

Fabulous wedding for Raf and Adriana!! It was also lovely to be warm :)

I like when people post a photo of their baby but they obscure the face. Like they think their baby looks different from any of the 5,000 previous babies

And if you start thinking everything that’s “legal” is also “right” we’re going to find ourselves in 1940’s Germany real quick.

Sounds like a failure of government AND a failure of business to me.

I live my life one half-hour teams call at a time.

I don’t think I can teach media literacy via Bluesky…

I love the @joshgottheimer.bsky.social ads where he just flat out admits to guessing when he doesn’t know the answer.

That’s not what happened here.

Ok, I’ll “sue” and then we’ll “settle out of court.” #Meta found a way to bribe trump to the tune of $25 million dollars.

On time boarding? Too good to be true. My @unitedairlinesual.bsky.social flight is delayed because five people can’t figure out how to close an overhead bin.