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Get thee to a punnery. :p

*eyeroll*

When I start thinking realistically about my kink fantasies

*puts my face to them and gives it a good whiff* Mmmmf...

You have beautiful feet. May I? *gulps* :)

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANY WORK JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS. WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK. AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE. SO ASK YOURSELE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS. IT'S A WORLD WHERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS. THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES. IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WONT GET DONE.

the Black Panthers were right

It's really more the T. rex kissing you...

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Sometimes the best gifts are the simple ones!

Birthday gift for my good friend @naliasnoxfera.bsky.social!
Happy birthday, Nalias!

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Tuesday & Thursday: Wind Waker Randomizer (New Seed, more challenges) @ 10:00 AM to 6:00 PM Pacific Time Saturday will be more EarthBound Deluxe at 12PM to 4PM Pacific Time See y'all there! :)

Hey guys. Here's my streaming schedule for the week ahead!

Hope to see y'all there!

Games and times in the alt-text, just click on the image! :).

Valentines Woof appears to send you some love! 🐺🌹💖

Happy Valentine's Day, y'all!

🎨: @scrappyvamp.bsky.social

Sometimes you get a text that just makes you go buck wild 😤

Happy Valentine’s Day to my deerest @buffbuck.bsky.social ❤️

Clobering club Rocket.

That's it. That's the tweet.

You know what's so funny? The fact that in the new Space Jam movie? He's completely omitted, but they had NO problem including the characters from A Clockwork Orange into the movie. Which, don't get me wrong, A Clockwork Orange is a great movie, but... good Christ. XD

Hey guys! I'm gonna be streaming a perfect edition of EarthBound! Come join me!

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Paco, this piece is so tender~ <3

Two rats, Rob and Paco, cuddle one another in the walls of a home. They have snacks, love, and a lil spider. What more could we need? Love you Rob <3

It's the first Valentines Day with mi amor @kitsuronin.bsky.social Thank you so much for being my wonderful mate and making my life better as a result. Love you so much Rob <3

Art by @skyebluew0lf.bsky.social (Thank you again for the wonderful work on it!)

Oh man I bet @dreamandnightmare.bsky.social would LOVE this!

I applied to a job at Conde Nast, I don't know if I'll be hired, but we'll see.

Hey guys! I'm now gonna be reacting to the PlayStation State of Play on Twitch in 5 minutes! Come join me!

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Hey guys! I'm live with more Wind Waker Randomizer! Come join me! Maybe the State of Play later on?

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I wonder if @kekeflipnote.bsky.social is gonna do the Naoya Hair Flip meme, just with cats and birds. XD

Can Valentine's Day just not exist? I don't need to be reminded how single I am. :|

Let me know. ;3

me when big men:

You have a beautiful butt. :3

What? No, I didn't see anything. :3

Oh my god... @jhturian.bsky.social ...