@gemdemilo.bsky.social
Modern Version of Botticelli’s Venus ▫️ Proud Owner of a Big Butt ▫️Dad Joke Collector 🕸️ https://allmylinks.com/gemdemilo 💘 https://marigoldgift.com/gemdemilo/gemdemilowishlist
Duos with the beautiful @meetericaxoxo.bsky.social!
You know what to do ✨
Beacon Doughnuts in Lincoln Park!
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❄️CHICAGO SW COMMUNITY❄️
🎄There is a holiday party & clothing swap just for us happening on Sunday 12/14! 🎁
If you're a sex worker, quote with your fav recent lewd and how long you've been in the industry.
7 Years 💖
No u 💗
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I don’t get on my knees very often, but when I do it’s for you ❤️🔥
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A four-panel meme from the animated show King of the Hill. In the first panel, John Redcorn, an indigenous man, responds “Yes?” while looking at a blond boy Bobby Hill in a classroom. In the second panel, Bobby looks confused and asks, “Are you sure it’s the white man who did all that stuff?” The third panel shows Bobby gesturing toward himself and saying, “Because I come from white people,” and the fourth panel continues with him saying, “and this is the first I’m hearing of it.”
Happy Thanksgiving
27.11.2025 14:23 — 👍 6895 🔁 1446 💬 23 📌 42“I tried to handle the whole thing like a lady. I waved politely over Bobby Joe’s shoulder with my foot. She was unmoved.”
Legit one of my favorite lines from the show ever 😂
I just had a vegan Boston cream donut and I’m worried I might never experience joy like that ever again 😔
26.11.2025 02:26 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Heh 😏
25.11.2025 18:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’ve been visited by three spirits.
The three spirits:
Forget being your Pilates Princess. I wanna be your Barre Baroness 🩰💕
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Alexa: Play “One Thing” by Lola Young 🎵💙
18.11.2025 23:47 — 👍 33 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0A wooden broach in the shape of a turkeys head?
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The best foreplay is a riveting conversation ❤️🔥
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Would you kiss my ass if I asked nicely? 🌝✨
24.09.2025 15:40 — 👍 73 🔁 8 💬 8 📌 1Which costume should I wear for Halloween tomorrow? 🎃👻
1) The Antler Queen from Yellowjackets
-OR-
2) Alex from A Clockwork Orange
Help me decide!
I don’t think Vanna White’s autobiography is that good 🙈
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Talk about a great pumpkin 🎃🧡
27.10.2025 21:23 — 👍 37 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 0Even I don’t get that one.
21.10.2025 17:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sorry, I must have lapsed into George Bush’s inauguration speech. Where was I?
18.10.2025 15:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Cool. Fuck off creep.
17.10.2025 17:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cool. Fuck off creep.
17.10.2025 16:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You are. You are arguing. I explained to you why you’re wrong. And I don’t know what makes you an authority to speak on all men everywhere. Again, fuck off you creep.
17.10.2025 16:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0lol you’ve been arguing with me this whole time about how the poor, misunderstood menfolk have been so misjudged for giving compliments under a post about my hair, but sure, I’m the one who needs to lighten up. But good job stealing my line! You’re very, very clever.
Fuck off, creep.
You’re obnoxious, and I can see why your relentlessness would come off as creepy to many women.
17.10.2025 11:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You’re right. We should never, ever give a compliment to anyone we know because we don’t know how they’ll react. We all should probably just stop talking altogether to avoid any sort of negative reaction 🙄
Again, lighten up bro
Uh huh 🙄
I said “women in my life” so it stands to reason I was also talking about men in my life, not just random strangers. Therefore they’re going to have some knowledge of how I’d react. So you’re just wrong. Also this was a simple, lighthearted post about my hair. Lighten up bro.
