FACT!
15.11.2025 01:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Rudy press conference at 4 seasons total landscaping
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
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07.11.2025 15:40 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
At 9pm I asked my cat if he wanted to go to bed early... whoops it is now 3:25am.
So much for follow through
06.11.2025 09:25 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I hate everything
02.11.2025 04:19 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
no
02.11.2025 04:07 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
how many pitches hit the Jays before they just give them the win
02.11.2025 03:58 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
this game is killing me
02.11.2025 03:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Ernie Clement is one big kid out there.
02.11.2025 02:23 โ ๐ 126 ๐ 31 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 8
spoke too soon.
3 up
3 down
Let's go!!!
02.11.2025 03:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
come on Jays don't leave my man on base!!!! bring him home!
02.11.2025 03:07 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
the flags are killing me
01.11.2025 21:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I thought Spooky season was over
01.11.2025 18:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
/13 Seriously, though: if you are suffering, reach out for help. There is always hope, and things can get better, and you are not going through it alone.
31.10.2025 22:59 โ ๐ 1209 ๐ 84 ๐ฌ 42 ๐ 2
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
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I scared the shit out of him and he tucked his phone in his pocket and left it there. I was in a panic attack for the rest of the film but I stood up to a stranger and didn't die.
I am going to get tickets to see Black Phone 2 again to see it uninterrupted by assholes. Seriously go see this movie
19.10.2025 03:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Then it happened. I got so fed up and I couldn't take it. @crobertcargill.bsky.social if you and Scott ever wondered if Finn's pep talk would work outside the movie setting I can tell you it did. Finn said fight and I walked over to the asshole and told him to put his fucking phone way. 6/?
19.10.2025 03:40 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
This asshole 4 seats over had his phone open for all of the movie and I saw it move every time he moved his hand. It was like every time I was finally connecting he would move his had and I was see it out of the corner of my eye pulling me out again. He truly ruin my whole movie experience 5/?
19.10.2025 03:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
we get there and thankfully the seat directly next to me was going to be empty and @epbooke.bsky.social was on my left to hold my hand for the jump scares. I had prepared myself the best I could knowing everything I know about myself. 4/?
19.10.2025 03:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
the movie has a friends of friends connections and that made me even more focused on going opening weekend. Support the arts!!!
Horror isn't always my jam because jump scares are as bad as strangers but damn The Black Phone was awesome and I didn't want to wait. 3/
19.10.2025 03:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I forced myself to go grocery shopping in the store vs ordering and it was awful for me, but I did it. That used up a good 6 out of my 10 spoons for the day.
I bought tickets for Black Phone 2 the moment I could because I was looking forward to this movie since the moment it was announced. 2/?
19.10.2025 03:25 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
a lil about me and my movie going experience.
I have extreme social anxiety. I have a really hard time going places where there will be strangers. I go to shows (local theater/comedy) because I love and want to support my friends., this means more to me the resulting panic attacks and recovery 1/?
19.10.2025 03:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
We went and saw Black Phone 2 tonight and it was AMAZING!!! you all should make a plan and go see it!! like now!! buy tickets!!
19.10.2025 03:19 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
We got our tickets for Saturday!!!!
16.10.2025 22:06 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Waiting for baseball to start and saw my first Black Phone 2 spot!!
@crobertcargill.bsky.social looks so good!!
06.10.2025 00:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I loved every second of reading this. As awful as the lockdown was it really did bring people together in a way because we were forced to slow down and experience time with friends in a different way. I look at my time and connections to friends in more focused way.
I am also a Stargate Mega Fan
25.09.2025 16:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Jimmy Kimmel is Back!
Jimmy Kimmel returns to the air and talks about all of the people who have reached out over the last six days including fellow late night talk show hosts, fans of the show, and those who donโt support what he believes but support his right to share those beliefs anyway, and he expresses that it was never his intention to make light of the murder of a young man, how important it is to live in a country that allows us to have a show like this, the Chairman of the FCC Brendan Carr telling an American company that โWe can do this the easy way or the hard way,โ Trump saying he has no talent and no ratings, being fortunate to work at a company that has allowed us to do the show we want to do for almost 23 years, not agreeing with the decision to have our show pulled off the air last Wednesday, Trump making it very clear he wants to see Jimmy and other late night hosts fired, and solidarity from the right, left and those in the middle. Then Jimmy talks to the new FCC Chairman (Robert De Niro), and gets into Trumpโs day addressing the United Nations, the escalator breaking, having trouble with the teleprompter, and the headache heโs creating with his buddy RFK over Tylenol. SUBSCRIBE to get the latest #Kimmel: http://bit.ly/JKLSubscribe Follow Jimmy Kimmel on Instagram: https://bit.ly/KimmelInstagram Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live on Instagram: http://bit.ly/JKLInstagram Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live on TikTok: https://bit.ly/JKLTikTok Like Jimmy Kimmel on Facebook: http://bit.ly/KimmelFB Like Jimmy Kimmel Live on Facebook: http://bit.ly/JKLFacebook Visit the Jimmy Kimmel Live Website : http://bit.ly/JKLWebsite About Jimmy Kimmel Live: Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmyยฎ nominated โJimmy Kimmel Live,โ ABCโs late-night talk show. โJimmy Kimmel Liveโ is well known for its viral video successes, with over 16 billion views and more than 19 million subscribers on the showโs YouTube channel. Some of Kimmelโs most popular comedy bits include Celebrities Read Mean Tweets, Lie Witness News, Halloween Candy YouTube Challenge, Jimmy and Cousin Sal pranking Aunt Chippy and music stars like Rihanna and Dua Lipa surprising Jimmy in the middle of the night.
Here is Jimmy Kimmelโs full monologue from tonight.
Jokes on FCC Chairman Brendan Carr, Trump, Tylenol, etc.
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Happy Fuck You, Kimmel's Back Day to all who celebrate.
23.09.2025 17:52 โ ๐ 326 ๐ 19 ๐ฌ 14 ๐ 0
without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
26.08.2025 04:25 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
The trolling is top notch... But even a broken clock is right twice a day.
He is still a shit bird
22.08.2025 12:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
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