Nostalgia is a weapon. You don’t miss the early 2000s, you miss being a stupid child. You want to be stupid again. You want your parents to take care of you. You are 12.
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Nostalgia is a weapon. You don’t miss the early 2000s, you miss being a stupid child. You want to be stupid again. You want your parents to take care of you. You are 12.
08.03.2026 19:28 — 👍 2960 🔁 525 💬 65 📌 18Wondering if the media would've chosen "honored" as the verb if Obama had saluted fallen soldiers in a fucking baseball cap
07.03.2026 22:31 — 👍 1932 🔁 354 💬 58 📌 11Much better.
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07.03.2026 23:58 — 👍 52 🔁 19 💬 0 📌 2No, it was just one of the unchosen ones.
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The King should at this point abandon protocol, reveal that both he and the late Queen both found Trump to be an insufferable, uncouth, imbecilic bore, and refuse to engage until America rediscovers a modicum of class.
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From the sketchbook
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04.03.2026 23:23 — 👍 219 🔁 55 💬 3 📌 4Well. This is an interesting thing from a council that gave control to Reform UK just under a year ago.
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04.03.2026 23:23 — 👍 219 🔁 55 💬 3 📌 4It’s sort of weird with the timing because on the quick program you expect a timer to come up. But instead it decides when it’s finished based on how much liquid’s left, apparently. When 10 minutes remain the timer come on.
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Plenty capacity for 4. Two of the measuring cups usually enough for us.
But have done three and it was fine. Haven’t tried brown rice yet, but basmati takes about 30 min-ish. It has an excellent keep warm function, so if you’re not done cooking just leave it.
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Excellent and surely unarguable letter in @thetimes.com on the case for making student loan debt tax deductible. One only has to think about this for one minute to wonder why on earth this doesn’t happen already…
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25.02.2026 20:54 — 👍 112 🔁 47 💬 4 📌 4Similar vibe, certainly!
25.02.2026 21:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0His pride and joy. Never takes it off. In my cartoons anyway.
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❌ Nigel Farage has missed EVERY meeting about regenerating his constituency of Clacton since becoming an MP.
But he did find time to go and perform a publicity stunt in the Indian Ocean last week...
⚠️ A warning to those in Gorton & Denton over the kind of representation Reform UK provide.
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