DJ Awesome

Remember to decorate your border collie.

Happy third birthday, you absolute menace.

Took KJ in for a checkup this morning and saw a bunch of Pokémon scalpers camped outside the Best Buy. I pulled up and said "HOLY SHIT GUYS TARGET JUST GOT A MASSIVE SHIPMENT OF ETB'S!" then watched them scatter like roaches.

Shë nëst

Looks... comfy.

Ball?

30 days post-op, free of drugs and back to doing collie things.

Let me go play with my friends or I will fucking murder you

We're about 15 days post-op and doing well. I think she's completely immune to trazadone now.... 200mg does nothing to topple two weeks of bottled up convalescing border collie energy.

When you're a pet parent but also an engineer

Add to Cart!

I can taste color

Currently fighting against Trazodone naptime. She lost about 1/3 of her tail. Healing well, sutures are weeping less.

She stopped responding to antibiotics. The healing reversed. They're being forced to amputate. What the actual fuck.

Or it's a really nervous 2

Welcome To You're "DOOM!"

Why is the 2 in quotes? Is it some kind of ironic 2? Is the wink implied?

Hell yeah, always a killer MAG when you guys are around!

*claps in Japanese*

And another 11k just for funsies

Just a quick $60,000 nbd

I'll set aside a hundo with your name on it and let you know how it goes

Sorry, dude. Already took all the jackpots.

Mr Handpay is here filming, I guess.

$4500 hand pay

$1800 hand pay

Quick $900

Locked up two simultaneously for like $5000

We out here just robbing this casino.

Holy shit!

Jake and I are headed up to a 5X event at Foxwoods for the weekend, like the degenerates we are.

Booooooooo

All that collaborating, you can practically feel the synergy and shifts in business paradigms

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My thoughts verbatim. Except maybe the Alola form. Alolan raichu is fucking adorable.

Apparently you can wag so hard you injure your tail. Noted.

Collie!

Collie? Collie.

As soon as I saw the Botamon I knew you would be pleased.

A game after my own heart

Goddamn right.

Oooh, murder chickens are some of my favorite feathered fuckos.

Tonight we're back playing Shelf Ball. And by we I mean she. And by she I mean Her Royal Collieness Who Makes Up Very Obvious Games With Very Simple Rules So Why Can't Stupid Humans Understand How To Play.

Her little glasses.

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˙ʍou ɹoɟ sᴉɥʇ ǝʞᴉl puodsǝɹ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ll,I ssǝnפ ¡ʎɐɹooH