lagerboy

cannot believe I used to regularly do x4 9ish hour shifts a week Every weekkkkk ive done 3 8-5s this week and I'm POOPED

woah

two grown men sitting in the pub at the table next to us watching tiktoks on one of their phones without headphones jesus christ

stuck on a bus actually about to lose my shit LET ME HOME

not showing anyone my spotify wrapped this year it's diabolical due to me getting scared of music for like 8 months

anyone know why I didn't bring a coat to work today when it's pissing down

I can't make mad purchases im trying to sort a mortgage sooo anyone want to buy me this as an early xmas prezzie?? only £71!

that zip up jacket andrew lincoln is wearing in the "here with me" scene in love actually..........I'm drooling

best app ever im not exaggerating

not sure where my wife is to be honest

got a little spot I don't like the look of and am waiting for a dermatologist to get back to me with an appointment but in the meantime im convinced it's a SCC 👍

my goddddd you would not believe how many people I hear leaving the bathrooms at work without washing their hands? IN A HOSPITAL?

ooh working in plastic surgery is so good for when you want to become convinced you have skin cancer

normal again...big pasta dish in the oven. I'm putting a candle on and drinking a big glass of wine :)

who is whispering in the toilet cubicle next to me

had an annoying afternoon im going to fix it by spending too much money on a hot chocolate i think

Fearless - 2011 Remastered Version Pink Floyd · Meddle (2011 Remastered Version) · Song · 1971

its meddle monday open.spotify.com/track/5WEOx4...

love having thick hair but I look Crazy in this weather

it was SO funny i was telling helen about it and he spun round in his chair and was like "DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE GIRL WITH THE LEGS...."

talked about r/illnessfakers with new oomc today he fits right in in that office

finished work half an hour early thanks to being a genius and doing overtime last week and now im at the pub. peace and love on planet earth

can't stop thinking about this I'm obsessed. going to spend a day with my fingers in my ears ignoring people in solidarity with my dad because chemo made him partially deaf

stupid gay 3 drinks on my desk at all times

lost my wife to the snow

dyed my hair dark red I can't believe I've never done this colour before

SUBSTANCE SCORE BACK ON SPOTIFYYYYY

don't like not being a priv account. mysterious profile pic impending

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