mochi

Just crank it for that post nut clarity 😜

Sounded very Velcro-ey!😅

Cabin in the Woods was such a great movie for me. I didn’t know a single thing about it (not even a synopsis/trailer) so when the twist came, it was awesome. I’m not even sure if there’s a way to make a sequel to that.

Trauma

38 years old.

Hoping for a lucky year.

AT Protocol - Wikipedia

I think it has to do more on a technical implementation level.

Its protocol is designed to be open (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AT_Prot...) but supposedly private profiles/encryption/privacy is on the roadmap (atproto.com/specs/atp, under “Future Work”).

So yeah - it’s coming.

please stop taking nudes on the shitter 😭

Goddamn it. I actually didn’t watch that movie, just seen screen caps.

Kevin James’ image shift from 2003 era BearFilms w/ condoms to RawFuckClub daddy bull into poppers breath play in 2025 just came out of NOWHERE

the term “goon” has taken on another meaning in 2025

going through my old HDDs and found this picture I saved sometime around late 1990s.

i think that was when my tastes in men shifted from muscled dudes to "softer" beefier, medium build types before my mind went all in on "give me CHONK and FAT"

a twink by today's standards.

still think about that time a really hot executive went up to present himself and said how he had “no children” while staring straight at me and it just kinda made my knees weak 🥴

porn also counts

You must be a good cook!

thankful for the friends I made back in my LJ days in high school and actually, they were very appropriate with me despite me being a minor

Kind of wished I wasn’t so hung up on being desired, though. What a total waste of energy.

Nice!

I’m just hoping everyone moves to Bsky soon. My Bsky feed is much more consistent with showing porn. Also Twitter just stops loading at a specific point.

really hope more porn moves to Bsky and allows for longer/hi-def videos soon because X started getting in the way of my nut with all the clickbait.

Oh 100mg definitely hits for me - it’s like the equivalent of a energy drink

don’t wanna go to work tomorrow

would rather just candyflip and popperbate while doing butt stuff

I’m watching all of MCU back from 2008 and goddamn, Jon Favreau just keeps getting hotter and hotter 🥵

WOTC makes gooning games ?!😭

i think this is an optimal setup for all parties involved where momentum would do all the work for us while still maintaining enough skin-to-skin contact as I’d get plugged on both ends

I tried my best drawing this so use your imagination to fill in between the lines

as a 5’4 short bottom, this is my ideal configuration

goddamn it all the heavyweights from Physical: Asia are so hot 🥵

holy shit we need to get schools and and software laws to get the word CONSENT hammered into their practices

balls deep in me with a tongue in my ear while working a hog with my throat is the kind of sense overload that I neeeeeed

Whaaaa. Why?!