Kurt

You might think it’s just a coincidence that the excavator is in the same color as Mizzou’s jerseys, but the truth is most construction equipment loves the Missouri Tigers football team

Holy shit he was out before he hit the ground

OH. MY. GOD. 🫠

Scromit

Oklahoma’s Republican Governor Criticizes National Guard Deployment in Chicago

“Oklahomans would lose their mind if Pritzker in Illinois sent troops down to Oklahoma during the Biden administration.”

No one signs up for the National Guard thinking, “One day, I’ll invade Oregon.”

AG Bondi, here’s that correction you requested.

Everytime Butker misses a field goal, a woman gets to leave the kitchen.

Harrison Butker on kickoffs:

BREAKING: An FBI agent has been removed from duty after refusing to stage a public arrest of former Director James Comey following his federal indictment last month.

I know that America is not a Christian nation because if it were, we’d welcome immigrants, there’d be a job of foot washer at the boarder, Citizens United wouldn’t exist, the rich would be chased, the hungry would be fed, the homeless housed. Truth would be spoken to power. The last would be first.

If it's not logical or consistent it can't be held to any kind of standard

Forcing all those generals to witness how amateurish and foolish both Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth are firsthand might increase the chances of illegal orders being ignored in the future.

Friends, when I say I yelled when I saw the SEC odds, I mean I yelled when I saw the SEC odds.

Trump's America

Got the wife and daughter arguing about hotdogs vs sandwiches. We've come fill circle

War-ravaged Portland

Good stuff as always Anne!

Epstein’s connections with covert efforts to influence U.S. politics, including Trump’s election Jeffrey Epstein leveraged connections with global elites, potentially serving intelligence interests while entrenching himself in powerful circles linked to Donald Trump, Peter Thiel, Elon Musk…

"Epstein collaborated with Trump and Musk’s inner circle during the presidential election. Epstein reportedly arranged meetings between influential Trump backers Peter Thiel, Thomas Barrack, and Russia’s U.N. ambassador, Vitaly Churkin." #OpDeathEaters

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My mom took Tylenol while pregnant with me and now I hyper focus on solving other people's problems while severely neglecting my own. But I'm also funny!

BREAKING: Kimmel is back. “We listened to a lot of Charlie Kirk clips over the last week, and we came to a mutual decision with Jimmy that he should actually have been meaner to that little shit,” an ABC spokesperson wrote

I sit with Ralphie VI

“There is no comparable requirement for boys to confirm their gender,” said another parent. “Once again, the onus is placed on girls to be monitored and regulated, reinforcing the idea that female athletes are the ones who need to be verified.”

It all, as always, boils down to him being a massive p*ssy

You can never appease a tyrant.

A coordinated effort to silence critics and free speech.

Must be a coincidence.