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YouTube video by Tune-Yards - Topic Fiya

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It is one of the delights of my life to ongoingly receive audio message updates from @hellsdanielles.bsky.social about the random-ass shows she's watching. Today: "Elsbeth, just so you know, has been thrown in prison with all the people she put there with her keen investigative eye"

Little Mix is/was similarly cursed

That jacket is dope as hell. (Book too of course)

This is where I'm at

A+ nail color/jacket color combo

"let's do a minisode," we said. "maybe like 20 minutes" we said

Almost offensive that we even suggested it tbh this ain't our first rodeo

I love pod, Ovi, and losing to the Islanders on Sunday afternoons

"They got the shooter in BH-2"

The guy in BH-2:

[Bob from Bob's Burgers voice] Oh my god @hellsdanielles.bsky.social

"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense

Stop I'll cry!! HBD SWEET LADY I smooch her face

Flyers fire John Tortorella after 3 seasons, name Brad Shaw interim coach Tortorella had been the Flyers' coach since 2022-23, going 97-107-33 with the rebuilding team.

I was vehemently anti-Torts when the Flyers hired him but damn it, the ornery bastard grew on me. I'm bummed!!! I don't think he's The Problem w this team right now! nytimes.com/athletic/6235254/2025/03/27/flyers-fire-john-tortorella/

[unholy shrieking]

Lisa Simpson giving a presentation called "google docs is not a project management tool"

pls

She's the most beautiful girl in the world

When was the last time you felt consensus? Read to the end for the perfect date

"We've replaced the largely 1-way street of mass media w/ not even just a 2-way street of mass media & the internet, like we had in the 2010s, but an infinitely expanding intersection of cars that all think they have the right of way" 🙃 garbageday.email/p/when-was-the-last-time-you-felt-consensus

BABY

I made a cross stitch pattern! It's a stylized map of NYC's 41 Broadway theaters. You can snag it as a PDF download from the lil Etsy shop I just launched:
nevernotmediastudio.etsy.com/listing/1887...

lollll not me and my neighbor blasting the new Haim song at the same time. Ladies of taste

It took over a decade of active theatergoing but with today's matinee of Gypsy I've finally seen a show in every single Broadway theater, AMA

They fixed it but I won't forget

Shoutout to the ESPN scorebug LYING that it's the first period when it is, in fact, the second

this was cathartic and a good use of my time and free will and i’m glad i did it #ericadams #nyc #mayor #clown TikTok video by duhdanielleduh

This is the only Eric Adams tiktok we need tbh imo. It's a masterpiece. www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2C8K2G6/

I played the mother superior in my high school's production not to brag

Is Jack Hughes "injured" or is he "time traveling back to 1993 to guest star on Law & Order"

I Will Take An Annoying World Over A Sterile One | Defector This week we’re running a small package of essays on the topic of nuisances. Why? That’s an annoying question. Last year, I started an essay with the following sentence: “Too often these days I find m...

"Theirs is a vision of life free of all personal affronts, where they are never forced to deal in any meaningful way with the reality of other people. [...] I think there's a better way to live." @brandyjensen.bsky.social defector.com/i-will-take-...

There Are Other People In The World | Defector Pay attention to the things around you! Be aware of the space you take up, and the space other people take up, and when those two things might come into conflict!

"There is a time and place for solipsism, but it is not while coming to a dead stop just after stepping off a crowded escalator." - @barryp.bsky.social defector.com/there-are-ot...