Idiot Savant

if your beans didn't soften while cooking it's not because you salted too early. it's not because you added too much acid. it's not because the beans are too old. it's because you're impure of heart and the beans Know

Apparently we failed last century and we’re being made to repeat it

World map with all countries in green except for the United States, symbolizing U.S. withdrawal from the World Health Organization. Caption from '@IdiotBenevolent' says "The updated World Health Organization map is a sick joke."

The joke is on us.

"Ambushed" by a plea for mercy is a real language choice.

Surgeon General Recommends Adding Cancer Warning To All Nuclear Bombs

Surgeon General Recommends Adding Cancer Warning To All Nuclear Bombs
theonion.com/surgeon-gene...

Wow, those Nazi puns just roll off the tongue don’t they?

Grimes being like “we broke up, do I really have to answer for everything he does?” is so funny. Yes, bitch you do, you fucked him for years when it was already clear that he sucked. You gotta wear that one forever.

Day 1 mask off moment for the new Trump administration

Anyone else’s bosses boss get them a pre roll for Christmas? No? Just me?

Please fix me

i had a lovely time the last few days traveling with my girlfriend and spending time with my family but now i am behind on all of my little youtube videos so i have no choice but to grow resentful

dim gang 💪🤗 who up and attem not observing phenomena

Love me like a sailor and when you get a taste tell me what’s my flavor

Oof the mental illness is mental illnessing

This isn't a culture war. This is the only trans congresswoman, ever being bullied through the press and legislation, and having only 1 of hundreds of colleagues stand up for her. They can do more than 1 thing at a time. Defending her will not take so much effort that they can't do their jobs.

Oh yes, I CAN play the piano! Those little black and white thingies are so easy to push! You're just not gonna like it

My kids (cats) have a birthday in a few days and I’m *pre* apologizing for the massive paragraphs I will be posting here.

This was at my workplace plz don’t tell my boss… cuz I already sent her the picture ♥️

Realizing I’m the ask the teacher if I can work on the group project alone person in a group project world

I don’t want to girl boss anymore. I want to spend 13 hours in Stardew Valley like a gremlin and ignore ✨everyone✨

Cat tax- this is Winfred

Lil kid in a pink winter coat & hat giving the finger with a scowl on her face

When you make a joke in a group chat & nobody laughs

Lol

how mornings feel like when using bluesky

Hi blue sky. I’m Rachel, dumbest boy in school