Has he met a Republican?

Yeah, I'm sure the pitcher that wrote Charlie Kirk's name on his hat is a real stand up guy.

If you ride with the Dodgers you ride with Trump

That peace prize is just around the corner!

I'm sure @jaketapper.bsky.social is on the case!

Uwe Blab

If you have a problem with ABC's Jimmy Kimmel *correctly observing* that the guy who fired at Charlie Kirk was raised his whole life in a far-right—and eventually MAGA—family, but have no problem with Fox News' Brian Kilmeade saying that all homeless people should "just be killed," FUUUUUUUUUCK YOU.

Here’s something Senator Schmitt doesn’t know: when the US helps another country rebuild, including its government, we don’t help them model their constitutions or forms of government on ours. Because we know ours barely works. 1/

He is sincerely awful.

The one that should have been a pilot.

What's the difference between a dog and Ashli Babbitt?
The dog can jump through an opening.

Words/phrases Democrats should never use:

* bipartisan
* my Republican friends
* real, valid, legitimate, serious, important (to describe issue raised by Republicans)
* yea (when voting on Republican bills)
* distraction (to describe bad thing Republicans did)
* woke (in derogatory sense)

Different Charles Johnson.

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

Thoughts and prayers

With tears in their eyes

How much food do you think he stores in those folds?

Today’s summit went so badly that it could serve as a welcome distraction from the Epstein files

No, it's "I am Reek"

I'm thinking Yakity Sax myself.

Or Japanese mayo.

Too bad he wasn't the Kennedy with the pilot's license.

WOW. This really was a "BIG" announcement, I mean YUGE!
#DonaldTrump #Epstein

A collaboration between Bjork and Rick Astley perhaps?

Not Gulp Shitto?

My expectations for him are in the Marianas Trench.

Taco Bell diarrhea

I'm sure Bari Weiss will be on it! Matt Taibbi too!