Scott Sellers is one of my favourite Newcastle players of all time. Wizard of a lift peg!
09.03.2026 21:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Scott Sellers is one of my favourite Newcastle players of all time. Wizard of a lift peg!
09.03.2026 21:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Incident, 49th minute at West Ham Brentford. A ball is played into the West Ham penalty area. 2 Brentford strikers go down, both appealing for penalties.
No penalty given, no bookings for either striker? WTF? Jacob Ramsey gets a yellow v Man U.
Now tell me there is no conspiracy against us #NUFC
Remember it well, if it hadn't been for the TV, the game would have been postponed due to a waterlogged pitch. It was brilliant.
"Terry Terry Terry Terry Butcher on the dole, on the dole" #NUFC
Why's it nivver us celibratin?
08.03.2026 15:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can hear her dulcet tones just by looking at this 🤣🤣🤣
08.03.2026 15:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Or is it Sewppa Kev? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
08.03.2026 15:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Soupa Kev looks sick as a scabby Skegness donkey on a wet bank Holiday Monday on the telly 🤣🤣🤣 #FACup
08.03.2026 15:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Clubs can't afford to piss transfer funds up the wall on poor players nowadays.
Sadly, it looks like we have last summer.
#NUFC
Well, realistically, that's season over apart from the last Champions League game we have to play against Barcelona.
I do think the "lows" have out numbered the "highs" this season. #NUFC
Wissa looks like a disaster of a player. Dreadful. #NUFC
07.03.2026 21:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If Guardiola goes up to Livramento at the full-time whistle and puts his arm around him to chat, I'll put my bastard foot through this telly. And I hope Howe sparks him out #NUFC
07.03.2026 21:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
What a thoroughly 'non-event' this match has been.
Thoroughly depressing the second half from Howe's #NUFC team again.
It seems we gave commentators singing Man City songs now #TNT
07.03.2026 21:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Too clever for his own good ?
07.03.2026 21:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That decision baffled me too???
07.03.2026 21:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
They simply have better, more skilful players in all positions all over the pitch than we do.
It's that simple #NUFC
Our recruitment last summer has been disastrous & will most likely cripple us for at least 2 or 3 seasons.
How are we hanging on by out finger nails commentator?
We are 3 - 1 down you stupid fucker
Same owld, same owld here again City. F**king scared shirtless! #NUFC
07.03.2026 21:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Christ Willock! #NUFC
07.03.2026 21:16 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm not a Woltemade hater, I just think he needs a break
07.03.2026 20:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He's had some canny runs, no end product as yet, but Woltemade looks yards off it to me.
07.03.2026 20:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'm afraid to say Woltemade needs subbed off, big Joelinton required. #NUFC
07.03.2026 20:49 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0Christ, we need the half-time whistle #NUFC
07.03.2026 20:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Big Nick has to do better in possession #NUFC
07.03.2026 20:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Does anyone else think Liam Rosenior is a proper pretentious little wanker, or is it just me?
07.03.2026 18:31 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0I fear because the Ref for the Wrexham game is Peter Banks, they now have no chance!
07.03.2026 18:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oh dear. Sorry #Wrexham but tonights ref us Peter Banks.
You now have no chance v Chelsea. This bloke is possibly the worst referee in the Country, and that's saying a lot!
Wonderful to hear Isaac Haydon speaking about #NUFC.
Always liked the lad, you will too when you hear how he speaks about his time & experiences at Newcastle United.
youtube.com/watch?v=FhOu...
#NUFC season has been some massive highs, with some equally shite lows. Very few Premier League highs will top last night's courageous, well-deserved win over #ManU.
We've had some highs in cup comps however. Let's see if we can continue the 'highs' in the cups on Saturday neet!
Excellent shout
05.03.2026 11:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0