Aka-FA

Chastity: Yo sis, let's get you out of this dump for a moment.
Charity: Can't.
Chastity: Why not?
Charity: Can't fit through the front door.
Chastity: Don't use that as an excuse you fat pig, just go sideways.

I don't think she'd be quite that large, but she would probably already be over 400 pounds if it wasn't for Kristal. Maybe she would be that size if Kristal was kind and supportive.

Besides Xena being her bisexual awakening, she probably went out with at least one other girl before Miriel, but they weren't particularly long-lived relationships.

While she's not as obsessed with fictional characters like some other OCs, she did realize she was into girls after watching Xena: Warrior Princess.

Let's chat about Yrdina!

Miriel is definitely more likely to pour someone a drink and cheer them up.

Yrdina would also more enthusiastically encourage a twink to wear a dress.

The hourglass figure is very important for Tifa's design

Miriel and Yrdina dressing up as Aerith and Tifa... But does Miriel get to be Tifa because she's tough and strong, or does Yrdina because she has a big rack?

You gotta be pretty Kristal-ly not to become friends with her.

I think Friede and Miriel would make pretty good friends (I say that about everyone and Miriel)

"Should I get protein shakes?"

"Nah, those taste awful, you deserve better. Come with me when we're done, I'll show you how I bulk."

Personal trainer Miriel. She will make you buff as hell.

Also fluff as hell, which will make the buffness less pronounced.

If the artist's work is good enough, they'll be paid for the adopt eventually by someone regardless.

Of course don't do it if someone is actively funding hate or something, but I don't think this hypothetical scenario needs this level of moral analysis.

Now see, that will save you some bucks, and from giving it to a chud, but your efforts would easily get ignored with a simple block. Sometimes you gotta invest in getting under someone's skin.

Buying an adopt from a fatphobic artist to turn their creation morbidly obese.

Sometimes there are multiple solutions to a riddle, get the sphinx's ass.

Vos too, soon enough...

What walks on four legs at dawn, two legs at noon, three legs at dusk, and four wheels at night?

Answer: Someone who got really really fat and needs a cane and mobility scooter.

This doesn't even have to be an AU, Arjen can just request her to dress up. And all he has to do in return is get stuffed with ice cream (Ariel is a really bad negotiator)

What if... Goth Ariel?

Showing her baby her favourite pokemon while laying on her husband shaped like her favourite pokemon

Ariel: I am not really a gamer
Also Ariel: I don't wanna go outside I just wanna continue playing Pokémon!

Riding a nimbus Cloud in dark thoughts about herself and then she suddenly slips through it when she starts thinking people would be happier if she never existed (this will not improve her mental health)

Do you think Garminé could ride a nimbus cloud?

"Can you believe they had this in a 3XL?"

How Nina used to move

vs

How she moves now

"Can you believe they had this in a 3XL?"

Yeah but she sat down like a meteor crashing down to earth, and she has a funnier reaction to it

Miriel and Yrdina going on vacation. Yrdina sits down on the bed at the hotel and it immediately breaks under her.

"....Can we at least pretend like we were making out?" She asks, refusing to get up.

I've been told it is Wide Witch Wednesday