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@keplerzerofive.bsky.social

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A swatch of Pantone color 871 C, a dull brown/gold color.

A swatch of Pantone color 871 C, a dull brown/gold color.

It wouldn't be my first choice for underwear.

09.10.2025 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Human face + anthro everything else looks SO BAD, it baffles me that anyone even tries it any more.

09.10.2025 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
09.10.2025 03:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1911    ๐Ÿ” 868    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Make a fursona

07.10.2025 16:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 797    ๐Ÿ” 266    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Not sure if many know, but considering it is Cybersecurity Awareness Month, this might just feel fitting.

If you ever come across a website that does a CloudFlare security prompt, and it asks you to "copy" something - DON'T. This is an attempt to get you to run malware. It's becoming more common.

09.10.2025 06:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 408    ๐Ÿ” 334    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

I don't think they should be allowed to do that

09.10.2025 13:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4080    ๐Ÿ” 1384    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 62    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Imagine witnessing the face of a loved one, after such a tragic passing, being puppeteered post-mortem by the will of people who never knew them.

A twisted, idealized, and sanitized mockery of what they really were.

This is psychological torture beyond what we ever thought possible.

07.10.2025 02:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

waitttt a minute i think this sex tape is spliced from different playthroughs

06.10.2025 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 176    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
two stills of a man in a suit,wearing glasses and smoking a cigarette
When I choose to see the good side of things, I'm not being naive. 

It is strategic and necessary.

two stills of a man in a suit,wearing glasses and smoking a cigarette When I choose to see the good side of things, I'm not being naive. It is strategic and necessary.

Goodnight.

07.09.2025 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4604    ๐Ÿ” 1469    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 49
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Iโ€™ve acquired knowledge against my will today, that Iย will inflict on everyone else in return:

The infamous Zootopia abortion comic takes place in Jerry Seinfeldโ€™s apartment.

18.09.2023 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1782    ๐Ÿ” 700    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 77    ๐Ÿ“Œ 55
Microsoft says its Agent Mode in Excel has an accuracy rate of 57.2 percent in SpreadsheetBench, a benchmark for evaluating an Al model's ability to edit real world spreadsheets. This result

Microsoft says its Agent Mode in Excel has an accuracy rate of 57.2 percent in SpreadsheetBench, a benchmark for evaluating an Al model's ability to edit real world spreadsheets. This result

As someone who does accounting and data validation, this would get me fired:

02.10.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 753    ๐Ÿ” 158    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

I'm serious email your representatives and link this article RIGHT NOW

tell them this shit sucks and is going to put everyone's ID/data at risk to hackers online. the proof is right here

US- www.congress.gov/members/find...
EU- www.europarl.europa.eu/meps/en/home
CA- www.ourcommons.ca/members/en

04.10.2025 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2277    ๐Ÿ” 2366    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22
03.10.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2893    ๐Ÿ” 864    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

can i just say how much it warms my heart to see the seething hate for ai slop and in general permeate the mainstream?

01.10.2025 06:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 277    ๐Ÿ” 75    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
tweet that reads:
Lady behind me at The Thing screening last night to her partner "why are they shooting at the dog?" and her partner says very firmly "have you never seen a film before? You watch it and information is revealed"

tweet that reads: Lady behind me at The Thing screening last night to her partner "why are they shooting at the dog?" and her partner says very firmly "have you never seen a film before? You watch it and information is revealed"

i think about this post every time i watch a movie

28.09.2025 02:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5951    ๐Ÿ” 1552    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54    ๐Ÿ“Œ 73
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it's an absolute miracle that GameFAQs is allowed to look like this in 2025 and hasn't been shitted up by a ton of graphics or annoying sidebars. keep in mind: this is with no adblock!

23.09.2025 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1106    ๐Ÿ” 316    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30

this is the solution to the male loneliness epidemic I am 100% serious

22.09.2025 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3547    ๐Ÿ” 811    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

good golly I love Ruth

22.09.2025 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Christian persecution in America is best defined by this image: No actual struggle, wearing clothes that cost more than my entire wardrobe, polished cross instead of rugged, and surrounded by crowds of fellow hypocrites cheering on bigotry who believe they're the victims.

21.09.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6355    ๐Ÿ” 2279    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 89    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

This btw is what makes Tumblr such an obnoxious minefield btw. You can still see full-on porn on there, it's very much present, but tagging appropriately creates all kinds of stupid headaches and there is a dedicated wing of the userbase that is VERY big on snitching and dogpiling.

20.09.2025 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 129    ๐Ÿ” 51    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You might see several artists mad about the bluesky policy update banning non-con, even artists who do not make that kind of material, and wonder why it's such a problem. If that's you, here is a quick breakdown:

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20.09.2025 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9364    ๐Ÿ” 5743    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 67    ๐Ÿ“Œ 170

things I would do if you're a nsfw/kink creative *now* because I've been eerily prescient about every single wave:

a) get a personal site with your own domain you own. *now*. not a carrd or third party squarespace. not next week. *now*. get it online with ugly-ass html but get your links there.

24.07.2025 04:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3795    ๐Ÿ” 2167    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please god don't delete your old bad art in the back end of your galleries, it's one of the few certificates of authenticity against AI that we have left ๐Ÿ˜”

19.09.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1299    ๐Ÿ” 285    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

It's 2025. You can only buy things that our credit overlords determine are of good moral standing. You can only comment on news in ways which are approved by the government. The questions of whether it is immoral to sexually abuse children or shoot innocents in public are partisan issues.

18.09.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trans rights are human rights.

17.09.2025 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28953    ๐Ÿ” 5696    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 391    ๐Ÿ“Œ 202

blinded by the doodles in my doodle house, i slip on the top stair and instantly somersault to my death. my body isn't found for many months because my head to toe doodle outfit + balaclava and gloves seamlessly camaflouges my corpse

17.09.2025 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1056    ๐Ÿ” 203    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

as times grow more severe y'all are gonna have to re-learn the advantages of not using your resl name on socisl media.

Furthermore you do not in fact have to yap about your job using identifiable information.

17.09.2025 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 741    ๐Ÿ” 321    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

I don't have a fix for the vc problem, but you could try using a YouTube downloader to keep some offline copies of the videos you like for when you don't have internet

17.09.2025 09:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
17.09.2025 03:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 142    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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