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Chris Orton

@chriso1.bsky.social

Cartographer, full-time north-easterner, SAFC, James the Band, Doctor Who, old telly, beer, football etc. Chairman of a football club, no really. Has a knackered back. A walking corpse that won’t play dead.

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Fudge “Hand”
Fourteen packs of five
Fudge bars
Full value

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Boss Hogg

Boss Hogg

Trump in a stupid white hat

Trump in a stupid white hat

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The Nice Life by Off the Box | Redbubble Its so bloody NICE.

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Build High for Happiness by Off the Box | Redbubble Red Kangs are Best

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A Penny Farthing by Off the Box | Redbubble Old bike

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Nine Elements by Off the Box | Redbubble Nine Elements

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Tyne, Wear & Tees by Off the Box | Redbubble Tyne, Wear & Tees

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I Only Want to Help You Ro-land by Off the Box | Redbubble I Only Want to Help You Ro-land

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Well done everyone. Particularly for surviving that trio of 1998 bilge.

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And there’s no need for this either.

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I bet he doesn’t send a Christmas card to Dan Johnson of the BBC.

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I like Count Arthur Strong’s version better.

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NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Encumber.

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The long and winding road.

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He’s the main one now isn’t he?

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Ringo would still sing better.

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No, No, No.

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WHERE’S THE BIG LION ONE?

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Keeping the poor bassist in shadow like that.

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Coca Cola song.

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Phil has come as a minor villain from The Bill here.

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“Oooh-errr…”

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You could release this now and it would still sound fresh.

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Another belter.

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