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Chris Orton

@chriso1.bsky.social

Cartographer, full-time north-easterner, SAFC, James the Band, Doctor Who, old telly, beer, football etc. Chairman of a football club, no really. Has a knackered back. A walking corpse that won’t play dead.

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It would be FANTASTIC.

For about eight minutes.

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A desiccated mummy.

A desiccated mummy.

Me, when people talk about the nostalgia of 2011 Doctor Who…

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On this day in 1987 Lethal Weapon, starring Mel Gibson and Danny Glover, is released

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Happy Birthday to Jonathan Creek star Alan Davies.

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Pee Wee Herman

Pee Wee Herman

“Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas”

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Is that a new officially-sanctioned haircut?

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Tottenham

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Tottenham.

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"It reminded me of the quote that is often attributed to George Orwell that states, "I was pissing by the door, when I heard two shats. You are holding in your hand a smoking goon; you are clearly the guilty potty."

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"It reminded me of the quote that is often attributed to George Orwell that states, "Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back the chocolate’s made."

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Is that what they call it these days?

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Woven Together in Fabric by Off the Box | Redbubble Everything Connects

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Sheffield, Saturday March 5th by Off the Box | Redbubble Caption card from the opening of the 1984 post-apocalyptic BBC drama 'Threads'.

5 March

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How I feel when someone blocks me

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MADAME SEX Inside Madonna most raunchy music video shoot ever at secret UK location as Queen Of Pop continues to push boundaries

MADAME SEX Inside Madonna most raunchy music video shoot ever at secret UK location as Queen Of Pop continues to push boundaries

Abandoned Crinkly Bottom theme park house

Abandoned Crinkly Bottom theme park house

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Shakin Stevens in Viz.

Shakin Stevens in Viz.

Happy Birthday to Elvis Phwelli.

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It definitely is.

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Rod Hull. It is him.

Rod Hull. It is him.

‘Rod Hull’. It is not him, but he says that it is.

‘Rod Hull’. It is not him, but he says that it is.

How it started / How it's going

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How I arrived on Bluesky

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Bob Mortimer as John Lovejoy.

Bob Mortimer as John Lovejoy.

They’re remaking Lovejoy?

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Probably spotted a non-white person and lost control.

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