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Chris Orton

@chriso1.bsky.social

Cartographer, full-time north-easterner, SAFC, James the Band, Doctor Who, old telly, beer, football etc. Chairman of a football club, no really. Has a knackered back. A walking corpse that won’t play dead.

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Latest posts by chriso1.bsky.social on Bluesky

10.08.2025 13:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The cast of Balamory.

The cast of Balamory.

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!

10.08.2025 09:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Show me your getaway vehicle.

10.08.2025 07:53 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Sad about Terry Nutkins isn’t it?

I mean, I know that he died in 2012, but it’s still sad.

09.08.2025 23:14 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

MORE PER
PUNCH CRUNCH

09.08.2025 22:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me reading your posts

09.08.2025 18:09 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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The publishers should really have reconsidered the opening sentence here, considering the author.

09.08.2025 10:53 — 👍 13    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 2

I now seem to live on the west coast.

Anybody I know who lives in Wesityshire?

09.08.2025 10:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m afraid I’ve bailed.

08.08.2025 22:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Everywhere I go, I always take my
iPhone with me.

#totp

08.08.2025 21:58 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Three times a CENSORED.

#totp

08.08.2025 21:54 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#totp

08.08.2025 21:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That guitarist is the epitome of cool.

#totp

08.08.2025 21:48 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“What genre of music shall we do?”

“Yes.”

#totp

08.08.2025 21:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The popularisation of the synthesiser can’t come quick enough.

#totp

08.08.2025 21:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Having some fun is not what I’m doing.

#totp

08.08.2025 21:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“Shapes and outlines and everything.”

#totp

08.08.2025 21:40 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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#totp

08.08.2025 21:34 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Is she having a fit?

#totp

08.08.2025 21:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Adding ‘Top of the Pops’ to the lyrics was merely a ploy to get on Top of the Pops.

#totp

08.08.2025 21:32 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Very repetitive just playing the same artist twice in a row.

#totp

08.08.2025 21:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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IMPERIAL PHASE MADGE.

#totp

08.08.2025 21:23 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

“Into the Groove”.

I bet you have, you dirty old bollocks.

#totp

08.08.2025 21:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nobody mention Psychoville.

#totp

08.08.2025 21:21 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

🎶 You & Me, Me & You…🎶

#totp

08.08.2025 21:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#totp

08.08.2025 21:18 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Meanwhile, Simply Red are busy composing the music for Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach.

#totp

08.08.2025 21:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did he ever find his Top Cat video?

#totp

08.08.2025 21:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Told you I would do it.

#totp

08.08.2025 21:14 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#totp

Take me home to my tax exile in Switzerland.

08.08.2025 21:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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