Mr Pastry
03.03.2026 19:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@chriso1.bsky.social
Cartographer, full-time north-easterner, SAFC, James the Band, Doctor Who, old telly, beer, football etc. Chairman of a football club, no really. Has a knackered back. A walking corpse that won’t play dead.
Mr Pastry
03.03.2026 19:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hear that John Craven is leaving John Craven’s Newsround.
03.03.2026 18:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0GO ON CHRIS! GO ON! DO IT!
03.03.2026 17:26 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@mrjamesob.bsky.social I absolutely despise Reform, but families *are* being dumped in County Durham from elsewhere. I live in Durham and Croydon (I think) council has bought a load of the housing stock here.
03.03.2026 11:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They should still call it Richard Osman’s House of Games.
03.03.2026 07:10 — 👍 15 🔁 4 💬 8 📌 0Grant Mitchell and Sharon Watts
On this day in 1985 Moonlighting with Cybill Shepard & Bruce Willis premieres on ABC TV in the US.
03.03.2026 06:57 — 👍 57 🔁 14 💬 4 📌 1If he could turn back time…
02.03.2026 22:18 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Tomorrow I will be going to work because I am at work tomorrow. Unlike today when I went to work, before realising when I got there that I had the day off.
02.03.2026 22:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The X-Files on Channel 5 - NOW.
02.03.2026 22:14 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0You can get prickears from touching a frog.
02.03.2026 20:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The 1980’s Crackerjack team.
Saturday Night Live UK writers revealed
02.03.2026 18:36 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yes it is. It is Daniel Craig.
02.03.2026 18:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A BBC News map showing Cyprus, but with the label ‘Cyrpus’.
Well played BBC News.
#kwaliteejurnlism
“a group of grey seals operating in waters between Wales and the south-west coast of England”
02.03.2026 16:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They should let them have Evil Annie’s stuff though.
02.03.2026 16:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The government is about to legalise theft?
02.03.2026 16:31 — 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0No, YOU went all of the way to work today having forgotten that you booked the day off, and then had to turn back for home.
02.03.2026 09:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“We won’t continue to be the world’s policeman”.
02.03.2026 08:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Sid James
Many Happy Returns to Daniel Craig.
02.03.2026 07:11 — 👍 108 🔁 7 💬 8 📌 2A lightbulb with a face drawn onto it
Happy Birthday to Chris Martin of Coldplay
02.03.2026 07:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Did Paddy McAloon have you put out of the recording studio?
01.03.2026 23:03 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0