Chris Orton

Ross King (I think), dressed (I think) as a Thunderbirds puppet.

Mind Your Language (LWT, 1977)

Trump genuinely thinks that he’s solved this don’t he?

USE. HIS. REAL. NAME.

“What’s the charge? Unmasking a Greel?”

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Not Lis Sladen’s teeth.

I wonder if there were any directors who were masters of the VT multi-camera style who didn’t or couldn’t make the transition to the modern style?

Graeme Harper obviously did, but I l’ve been pondering if there were any people who chucked the job in as a result or just didn’t take to it…

I’ve been watching The Bill from the start. My favourite scenes by far are those involving Brownlow and Conway.

No, YOU shut up.

Picture of Heinz Tomato Blood

Tomatoes don’t have blood.

Although I suspect that Count Duckula would probably go for this.

Sinister lines in music No.1:

🎶 We'll show you what we can do
With a load of balls and a snooker cue🎶

The way the band is getting together in Riot Women seems very contrived.

I’m going to argue against myself here, but early The Bill was single camera and rehearse-record, but still worked on VT.

I suppose it’s got to be a financial thing - if they aren’t contracted for rehearsal then they aren’t on the books for so long. Which is a great shame.

I think another thing important thing that has been lost too is rehearsal. Now it’s all rehearse-record. There are the same amount of hours in a day, yet the entire rehearsal process has been dispensed with.

I’ve been watching Nine Bodies too, and the first thing I thought was that’s like ‘Kinda’.

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What’s your sign?

What can the King do about Prince Andrew scandals?

The Tower of London

Craggy Island festival

Just stop doing it.

I’m doing well. I’ve only seen the U.K. Gold advert for the Fawlty Towers stage play ONCE today.

Roses are red
There’s violent disorder

They didn’t last long.

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