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atenção portadores do binguinho

ouçam zimbra

Living in America

Pepito returning home

Pepito is back home (08:20:45)

Não acredito que vou ser madrinha de um casamento desse tamanho meufeus

O #BetterBluesky já tem Trending Topics, Enquetes, Itens Salvos, melhor design, dá pra ver likes dos outros e arruma bugs

Mas... O que mais? Dêem sugestões aqui!

Se vc não sabe, curte aqui pra chegar no máximo de gente por favor, vai q chega em uma pessoa com uma ideia fodastica!

tão parafusando as cadeiras dos debates, datena será obrigado a usar uma mesa da próxima vez.

reading war and peace in public, shaking my head at the war parts but nodding my head at the peace parts

This is a 4-panel comic by War and Peas featuring a vampire lamenting modern dating and vampire culture. Panel 1: A vampire sits on a purple armchair, holding a smartphone in one hand. He says, "Dating is out of control since those Twilight movies." Panel 2: The vampire, looking more irritated, says, "All of a sudden vampires are cool. Vampires are hot." Panel 3: The vampire reads a message on his phone and says, "Here’s a message: 'Suck me dry, you sexy jagged-tooth Zaddy.'" The phone gives off a notification sound, "Pling." Panel 4: Looking frustrated, the vampire sighs and says, "People under 400 don’t know the art of seduction."

tarde tranquila e refrescante

Cabrunco 1/3

vcs chamam de red flag e eu chamo de fun facts about me

Everytime I use FB marketplace a tiny part of my soul dies

This is a 4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A grim reaper is sitting on a bench, reading a book titled "Book of Death." The reaper says to a child, "Yo, kid. Better tie your shoelaces." Panel 2: The child, looking worried and concerned, asks, "Is that how I'm going to die?" Panel 3: The grim reaper, still reading, reassures the child, "Um no, you're gonna die peacefully of old age." Panel 4: The child excitedly runs away, saying, "Awesome! I’m gonna go try heroin!"

mano eu acho q sim

graças a deus 🙌🏻 que continue assim 🤞🏻

Talvez a maior propaganda que esse app tenha recebido kkkkk

Muita mídia pouca pesca

a man wearing glasses says morreu agora in front of a picture of jesus ALT: a man wearing glasses says morreu agora in front of a picture of jesus

se eu ver esse gif de novo vou me matar