GE🥵FF

Wonder pick from Pokémon TCG Pocket showing a "god pack" of rare card options and the result of me getting the hourglass instead of any rare card

... this is my thirteenth reason

The official White House account has been blocked by almost 30,000 people since being created earlier today.

The account has just over 1,000 followers.

(clearsky.app/whitehouse-4...)

Like actually 😮‍💨🙏

Screenshot from TCG Pocket showing completion of the "A Sweets Party of Epic Proportions" secret mission

My (Geebraprint) profile page showing the addition of the Alcremie emblem

Been trying (unsuccessfully) to get the rare Primarina EX cards that I got the secret mission Alcremie emblem 😍

Official image of Mega Malamar from Pokémon Legends Z-A

Mama a drag queen behind you

get off the floor hoes!!! seeing FAR too many people just accept the slopification of everything including their own ability to think. do not voluntarily march into technofascism and give your brain up. yes it is that serious !!!

Japanese full art Blitzle Pokémon card

Found bae at the nerd con today!!!

uhhhh

Official art of Victreebel

Okay YES Mega Victreebel is an immediate 10/10 icon BUT in looking at it closely, I've now just realized that the brown vine part of this thing is just... not attached to the main bell body? And never has been? WHAT HOW

Shirtless mirror selfie

Pretty sure this is the fittest I've ever been so you know what? Let's celebrate that

Full body shiny Gyarados card from TCG pocket

Normally ehhh about pulling shinies but this one? THEE iconic OG diva from The House of the Lake of Rage?! SHE I was gagged to pull!!

Me and my 400 hourglasses have been patiently waiting for Alola to be announced 🥰🤩 best region of Pokémon incoming!!!!

Screenshot from Mario Kart: World showing a zebra running next to the karts

ZEBRAS IN MARIO KART!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!

It looks really unlikely for a Mega Zebstrika though, even though no normal electric megas have leaked, due to what HAS leaked so far. So maybe next game! 😮‍💨

The Pokémon getting new Megas in PLZA are leaking, and I'm faced with the mixed feelings of both wanting a Mega Zebstrika so that the line gets something new, but also preferring they skip it until a more permanent "new" thing can be given to it 😅

Screenshot from Pokémon TCG pocket completing the "Pokémon that Link with Arceus" themed mission

I have had horrible luck with this Triumphant Light set so I'm very excited to complete this and get my Arceus emblem 🥰🫡

Screenshot of getting the secret immersive Mew card

Completed the Kanto Pokédex and got the immersive Mew card! 🥳 Had to trade for Jolteon and Muk and use pack points for Golem

Love the wing design with the petals! 🦋

Thank you for saying this. So many people just love being... miserable toward something they supposedly love. Like please... find something new to love and give it a rest!

They're really starting us in the trenches with fashion, so that our glow up throughout the game is legendaric 💅 (well it better be)

Screenshot from Pokémon Legends Z-A of Chikorita in battle, knowing the fairy type move Disarming Voice

Chikorita never knew a fairy type move before... inch resting... 👀

It's her year

I believe! They can do it and they will!

Kalos keeping with the insane hats i see

Overall I'm so thrilled to have guessed 2/3 of the starters correctly and think a fairy-steel-dragon trio is still very possible with Totodile being the choice.

The only one I got wrong was Popplio, my favorite 😭 so no Kalosian Primarina that's a Water/Dragon winged melusine. 😭 BUT Water/Dragon Kalosian Feraligatr is for sure possible. Doubt they'll make it a melusine, but that would slay lol

I also always envisioned a furnace knight Kalosian Emboar. An armored Emboar, basically. Fire/Steel. I think it's far enough removed from the Charcadet line in inspiration (plus Sprigatito still happened right after Nickit).

Fleur-de-lis Kalosian Meganium is the obvious choice but also maybe the best choice. Turn the pink flower into a yellow (or purple) fleur-de-lis flower, alter the body a little, and she's ready to serve! Grass/Fairy is also obvious but a correct choice!

It's FINALLY her time

Easiest starter decision I've ever made- Chikorita. Done.