Patrick McGuire

4 minutes of injury time announced, in which we score a goal and they have a man down injured in the box. 3.5 minutes played

@pault1888.bsky.social you spoke very well on the CU podcast

We've lost twice as many league games as Motherwell this season.
Strange days indeed. Most peculiar, Mamma

it's difficult to enjoy a game in which you are hoping for an injury-strewn goalless draw

Football is great fun. Oxlade-chamberlain, cvancara and someone-other-than-maeda should be starting every game

BREAKING: Morgan McSweeney quits as Keir Starmer's chief of staff amid fall-out from the Mandelson scandal

McGregor has started to run like Ralston

I wonder who McLean and Beaton are supporting today? A moral quandary

Celtic did really well to hold on. We should've brought on Kenny earlier as an outball.

Celtic need to get better at winning free kicks if we're going to defend this deep

Regardless of who the manager is, if we get a free kick at the halfway line, our first thought is always "how can we get this back to schmeichel?", which is just perverse

Celtic have been dreadful in the first half. Making Falkirk look like peak Motherwell

There is nothing to be gained from driving it underground and consigning myself to a life flitting between the shadowy back streets of broughty ferry

It's scandalous that I've now got a passing interest in Dundee Vs Hearts

Yeah I'm in the same boat. I've had quite a retro week of unpleasantness

I can confirm that COVID is still horrible

Going to the football today feels like Aslan surrendering to Tilda Swinton. But that ended well

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

I heard there was a secret meat
With paprika, and spicy heat
But you don't really care for sausage
Nduja

...sorry, I can delete this. I've just seen a few posts in this format and I wanted in.

Zoom in to see if you recognise anyone on the new banners at Celtic park

not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize

Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.

That was a great finish. If maeda had tried that tonight it would've gone out for a throw in

Saracchi sitting on the ball while the Dundee player gets treatment, apparently unaware that this will make it go "eggy"

For most of human history we had to rely on eyewitness testimony of events. There was a period of about 100 years, starting in the 1920s, when film evidence could also be used. We are now back to eyewitness testimony.

Football is to be enjoyed

The Scotland world cup song should be "when you go will you send back a trophy from America. Take a look up the Railtrack, from Mexico to Canada"

A swan in Castle semple loch on a cold morning

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