Bee (is still sleepy) ✨MDNI✨

I have looked over everything I can find, there is no reference to anything "adult" on their website or FAQ's, the only thing explicitly labeled as not accepted are fat and grease (they do have a liquid oil drop-off so I guess it's to clarify that).
I think my plan is to contact Satisfyer for help?

22.04.2025 13:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BIRDS!! I hope you & the flowers are doing well! 💛

22.04.2025 13:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

(I also feel bad because it was a Throne gift from ages ago and I was so grateful for the gift, but I just added it to my list because I recognized the brand. I did NOT realize how big it was then)

21.04.2025 15:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's a station at the dump, where you hand your e-waste to an employee who decides if they can take it. How am I supposed to hand the giant pink vibrator to a real live human to figure out if they can get the battery out??? I would die if mortification. Can Satisfyer take it back to recycle?? 😭

21.04.2025 15:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A ruler, a large pink dildo, and the poster's arm for wrist size comparison are laying flat on a flat surface. The insertable part of the dildo is 8 inches long and is thicker than the poster's wrist.

NSFW bluesky, I need your help 🙏

I have this dildo that I want to get rid of. It just... Doesn't work for me. Toss it in the trash, right? No! Because it has a rechargeable battery! And where I live, that means it's supposed to go to electronics recycling.

21.04.2025 15:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

If you’re looking for some sleepy time white noise tonight, I had an ~~idea~~ this week…

It’s a white noise video that donates all revenue to Partners in Health and you can watch it here:
youtu.be/dv2XyqC-EQ4

30.03.2025 02:40 — 👍 4052    🔁 661    💬 90    📌 17

have this somewhat silly idea for a zombie-virus script where the speaker finds out at the end of the audio that their partner was infected and those sexy bites from 5 minutes ago are now their doom.

...but goddamn I love biting and I'm not sure if I want it to be tainted like that. 🤔

02.04.2025 12:41 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0