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things i had forgotten about hannibal since watching a million years ago: suzy izzard’s guest role, less of a person suit and more of a human veil, hannibal’s rolodex of douchebags

hannibal out there encouraging will by telling him he doesn’t owe anyone his emotional labor

honestly this is probably just your average hannibal fanfic lol

cursed thought: hannibal but the psychobabble is in the style of tumblr therapy speak

you know once he catches on, he’s exploiting this fact to the max to be aging millennial levels of purposefully embarrassing about it

lwj is mad also that wwx calls it porn.

he’s like i should probably scold him for this pointless sentimentality, but lwj would just like it too much and besides i like being scolded even more than he does, so i’m just gonna be totally normal about this. (he fails.)

wwx gives lwj a whole stack of classic erotic pon farr stories, poems, and art because he sees one volume among lwj’s things when he snoops around lwj’s quarters and thinks lwj’s taste is too plebeian. lwj is mad and thinks wwx found out about his extensive porn collection and is making fun of him.

Wwx is charmed by him naming his cat a vulcan word that gives him away entirely

Yeah! It would be interesting trying to translate his personality into that kind of upbringing and culture.

Trill wwx has been found!

Nice I’ll have to give it a look. Thanks!

I'm keeping my eye on this one... Not sure if it's particularly what you're thinking about:
archiveofourown.org/works/60764764

wwx is a defense attorney or something in this au idk.

lwj is human but clearly a vulcanaboo, and he’ll never not be mad at wwx for not respecting his heritage or whatever, but sometimes wwx pulls out some deep cut vulcan philosophy that justifies his own position, and that’s how lwj falls in love.

I will let you know! I have no idea what to do with Vulcan wwx, but I have ruminated on an actual story for trill wwx lol.

I just think Mr. If nobody survives going to the man-eating cliff, why are you telling me stories about the man-eating cliff that eats everyone would make the most delightfully annoying Vulcan in Starfleet. Or outside of Starfleet because of an opinion I have that would get me dragged lol.

I already know about all the lovely Vulcan lwj fics out there. ❤️

My kingdom for Romulan or Bajoran lwj.

Did anyone ever write Vulcan wwx or trill wwx having a taboo relationship with lwj across two lifetimes or were those flavors I have to cook for myself?

oh you've already been chosen 🥹 what a sweetheart

lol help it does feel like a very obvious one for me to go for ahahhaha

Nothing needs to be said about Bedelia.

Really not looking forward to the journey I’ll be going through when Chilton shows up.

Reentering my Hannibal era by shipping everyone with Jack Crawford and seeing aggravating posts pop up in the Reddit algos about Jack Crawford. 😩

Ahaha rip I somehow missed this amid the trying to check phone on the sky, that’s absolutely the only comparison that can be made for me loool

does anyone have experience with dog hind leg wheelchairs? looks like sinclaires other legs acl is about to go/already has torn so were gonna need to look into something. no kind words please i am not in a good place to accept them, just looking for help if anyone has exp

can i reblog this to spread the word?

the babies!!! are home!!! they're adorable

gonna wake up in the middle of the night chuckling about your struggle