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@josephlenton.bsky.social

Critter and lover of books, RPG's and general geekery, He/Him

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09.10.2025 08:52 β€” πŸ‘ 493    πŸ” 135    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 5
Tawny owl

Tawny owl

Six weeks ago, I picked up a year-old tawny owl with a broken leg off the main road near our home and dropped him off at our nearest vet.

After a few days, I received one of the most bizarre phone calls I’ve ever had, asking β€œSo when are you coming to pick up your owl?” 🧡

05.10.2025 09:12 β€” πŸ‘ 8942    πŸ” 2069    πŸ’¬ 239    πŸ“Œ 368
KNIGHTS OF GUINEVERE: PILOT
YouTube video by GLITCH KNIGHTS OF GUINEVERE: PILOT

Knights of Guinevere PILOT

youtu.be/MCAdbUaMlAE

19.09.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 12444    πŸ” 5154    πŸ’¬ 359    πŸ“Œ 501

This one's maybe a little on the ling side, but trust me, it's worth it. I've cried reading it multiple times.

(1/3)

11.09.2025 10:19 β€” πŸ‘ 997    πŸ” 438    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 77
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β€˜Almost unimaginable’: these ants are different species but share a mother Ant queens of one species clone ants of another to create hybrid workers that do their bidding.

woah this is genuinely, utterly WILD

Ant queens of one species produce males of another species, so she can then mate with them and produce hybrid workers!

This is so gloriously weird I can't quite compute it 🀯πŸ§ͺ🐜
www.nature.com/articles/d41...

03.09.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 894    πŸ” 340    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 83
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Biblically accurate Furby, be not afraid

01.09.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 191    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 6
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🚨There is a secret episode of Game Changer out now on Dropout -- the one @samreich.bsky.social doesn't want you to see! Go watch it now before he demands it needs to be taken down! It's the one we've all been waiting for!!!

#GameChanger

25.08.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1841    πŸ” 377    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 117

I started watching For All Mankind last week and Wernher von Braun is portrayed in the first episode which got me singing 'Once the rockets go up, who cares where they come down!?' Then in the second episode it actually gets played at one point and I did a small happy dance! β™₯️

19.08.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"If you have no Reform friends you must dislike 30% of the public" seriously underestimates how much of the general public I dislike.

14.08.2025 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 235    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

He was absolutely a highlight of the series!

08.08.2025 10:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.

27.07.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 8621    πŸ” 3620    πŸ’¬ 143    πŸ“Œ 715
Subway style map to go with The Lord of the Rings, showing the different pathways of various parties throughout the book. The title reads: "Lord of the Rings Transit Map: One Does Not Simply Walk Ino Mordor When One Can Ride." The map takes up the middle part of the page, and there are two keys. The one on the left is titles "Standard Service Lines, and has color keys matched to the subway lines on the map. Lines are named:
"Shire-Bree Commuter Line
Old Forrest Crescent
Wildland Scenic Line
Fellowship Line
Gollum / SmΓ©agol Line
Uruk Hai Express
Three Hunters Line
Fangorn Slow Service
Rohan to Gondor Business Line
Black Ships Ferry Service
Oliphant Direct Line
Army of the West Line
Gandalf Express

A smaller key on the right side of the map is labeled: "Limited Service Lines" and has color keys matched to the following names lines:
"Eagle Express
Paths of the Dead Line
NazgΓ»l Search & Resuce
Valinor Ltd."

A note at the bottom reads: 
"* Mount Doom station only accepts Rings of Power in payment. Plan accordingly."

Subway style map to go with The Lord of the Rings, showing the different pathways of various parties throughout the book. The title reads: "Lord of the Rings Transit Map: One Does Not Simply Walk Ino Mordor When One Can Ride." The map takes up the middle part of the page, and there are two keys. The one on the left is titles "Standard Service Lines, and has color keys matched to the subway lines on the map. Lines are named: "Shire-Bree Commuter Line Old Forrest Crescent Wildland Scenic Line Fellowship Line Gollum / SmΓ©agol Line Uruk Hai Express Three Hunters Line Fangorn Slow Service Rohan to Gondor Business Line Black Ships Ferry Service Oliphant Direct Line Army of the West Line Gandalf Express A smaller key on the right side of the map is labeled: "Limited Service Lines" and has color keys matched to the following names lines: "Eagle Express Paths of the Dead Line NazgΓ»l Search & Resuce Valinor Ltd." A note at the bottom reads: "* Mount Doom station only accepts Rings of Power in payment. Plan accordingly."

The other day I drew a subway-style map for The Hobbit, and it was very well received. Some of you asked if I could do one for LoTR, so I have!

Forgive the eel watermark; I'm working on making these something you can buy, if you like.

21.07.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2678    πŸ” 742    πŸ’¬ 118    πŸ“Œ 114

Even better have 2 and keep one in the fridge while using the other

21.06.2025 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Whatever it is, this is my favourite sport.

01.06.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 13847    πŸ” 2338    πŸ’¬ 332    πŸ“Œ 215

"I've got a brand new content harvester"

30.05.2025 07:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2387    πŸ” 668    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 13
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This is so fucking good

19.05.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 17414    πŸ” 5760    πŸ’¬ 216    πŸ“Œ 632

Coprolite isn't my favorite fossil but it's a solid number two.

12.05.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1520    πŸ” 471    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 19

The Green Party of England and Wales have 855 councillors and lead 12 councils.

Reform UK have 777 councillors and lead 10 councils.

04.05.2025 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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We're getting pizza and I'm obsessed with this slightly broken mural that used to be about eating with your hands but now it reads like Saruman's manifesto

28.04.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 7327    πŸ” 2109    πŸ’¬ 97    πŸ“Œ 134
Lawful Good: Finch
Natural Good: Pigeon
Chaotic Good: Budgies
Lawful Neutral Chicken
True Neutral: Cockatiels
Chaotic Neutral: Conures
Lawful Evil: African Grey
Neutral Evil: Lovebirds
Chaotic Evil: Cockatoos

Lawful Good: Finch Natural Good: Pigeon Chaotic Good: Budgies Lawful Neutral Chicken True Neutral: Cockatiels Chaotic Neutral: Conures Lawful Evil: African Grey Neutral Evil: Lovebirds Chaotic Evil: Cockatoos

BIRD ALIGNMENTS!

#dnd #birds #art

20.04.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1347    πŸ” 431    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 30
Photo of thousands of people with placards and flags packing Parliament Square.

Thousands show solidarity at #TransRightsAreHumanRights Demo in Parliament Square.

Photo of thousands of people with placards and flags packing Parliament Square. Thousands show solidarity at #TransRightsAreHumanRights Demo in Parliament Square.

Thousands show solidarity at #TransRightsAreHumanRights Demo in Parliament Square.

19.04.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 15388    πŸ” 4209    πŸ’¬ 89    πŸ“Œ 172
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Support resources for our trans friends and allies | Good Law Project At a time when anti-trans discrimination is rife and hate crime has reached record levels, it’s important to know what support is out there for trans, non-binary or gender-questioning individuals and ...

If you are liking and sharing the above post please make sure you also share this! These are resources and ways you can support trans folks in the UK right now!

goodlawproject.org/resource/sup...

16.04.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 485    πŸ” 577    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 5

As with the Tom Holland Umbrella video this needs re-posting whenever it pops up. Doubly so today!

17.04.2025 08:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Big, somewhat leftfield news: I am kicking off a podcast with the wonderful @emmanewman.bsky.social under the title Starship Alexandria. It's a cosy book and film recommendation show where we take it in turns to rec things to one another and discuss them.

09.04.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 491    πŸ” 112    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 23
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The Ones Who Stay and Fight - Lightspeed Magazine It’s the Day of Good Birds in the city of Um-Helat! The Day is a local custom, silly and random as so many local customs can be, and yet beautiful by the same token. It has little to do with birds---a...

I hadn't read that one but did immediately think of this very different but also really good follow up: www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/the-...

09.04.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Jadzia Dax and Kor hugging: "Curzon, my beloved old friend." "I'm Jadzia now." "Jadzia, my beloved old friend!"

Jadzia Dax and Kor hugging: "Curzon, my beloved old friend." "I'm Jadzia now." "Jadzia, my beloved old friend!"

It's also the day for my favorite meme!

If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone.

31.03.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 25383    πŸ” 6447    πŸ’¬ 123    πŸ“Œ 222

I had the same issue with the book having watched the TV show. It might hold up to a second read with different expectations. I did a re-watch of the show recently and I still love the chaotic mess that it is and how it just leans into that.

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