Conversations I have with my 3 yr old:
“don’t lick the knife. They’re sharp, that’s why. Okay if you want to eat the peanut butter without putting it on anything you can go get a spoon. But we don’t lick No I said GET A SPOON we don’t stick our face in the peanut butter. Yes I know Tâf does it.”
RIIIIIIIGGOOOOOO
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@mhdksafa for the record: cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people either (from 2023)
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Converted up a Drukhari Haemonculus for my Drukharbie force. Pretty happy with it!
#PaintingWarhammer #40K
Best of luck!!!
07.01.2026 23:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Love you too!!!
07.01.2026 08:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And we’re very lucky to have you!!
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4 panel comic Panel 1: Laptop screen that says: 2025 Accomplishments. 1. Panel 2: Purple guy looking thoughtful Panel 3: Purple Guy typing Panel 4: Laptop screen that says: 2025 Accomplishment: Didn’t die
it’s all i’ve got
31.12.2025 23:58 — 👍 13378 🔁 3509 💬 179 📌 242
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
25.12.2025 04:05 — 👍 29391 🔁 4806 💬 965 📌 379“Love it or hate it it’s here to stay” is a crazy thing to keep saying about a technology. If people don’t like using something it doesn’t have to stay we’re not talking about bad weather here
19.12.2025 07:37 — 👍 3999 🔁 997 💬 81 📌 58
Femme tops!! A sign at a thrift store
of course I know her… she’s me!
11.12.2025 23:32 — 👍 1793 🔁 180 💬 27 📌 29I refuse to shop anywhere in this country while they’re having “Black Friday” deals because absolutely the fuck not; we do not HAVE Thanksgiving, black friday is therefore unnatural and an abomination before the Lord and I will shop on Boxing Day like our ancestors intended
28.11.2025 18:35 — 👍 298 🔁 18 💬 18 📌 2
Hope everyone had a good Halloween
01.11.2025 23:36 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Purrfect
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Interviewed (online, self-recorded) presenting as myself properly to a major law firm today. Here’s hoping!!
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Four kittens on my foot pillow, one getting loooong
Oh Big stretch!
18.10.2025 19:44 — 👍 426 🔁 70 💬 5 📌 0Nonstop Shenanigans
18.10.2025 05:01 — 👍 469 🔁 101 💬 6 📌 2Must… pet…
09.10.2025 15:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My system isn’t simply nervous it’s full blown anxious
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New boots I need noise for
04.10.2025 10:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So since Taylor Swift is a “horrible writer” now I’m not going to have any trouble getting tickets to her next tour right? Since y’all hate her so much? 😇
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