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Mainly retired former Special School Head & Teacher. Born in North, Living down South. English by the quirks of fate. Labour till I die, unless they get another tosser like Corbyn. Huddersfield Town is my religion

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B&M in my neck of the woods- now moving out the Halloween stuff to make extra space for Christmas stuff. On October 4th, still 27 days before Halloween.

05.10.2025 11:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m so glad you explained that to me, Iโ€™d never have known ๐Ÿ™„

05.10.2025 10:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thereโ€™s a very large number of people in the world whoโ€™ve never smoked, and never used Tinder. They wonโ€™t understand this joke.

05.10.2025 10:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve a feeling that the military might eventually defend the armed populace from Trump & his cronies

05.10.2025 10:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Difficult to believe that anyone outside the UK remembers this.

05.10.2025 09:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve heard that so many times but never seen it performed. It is so White !

05.10.2025 09:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#suberbowl

05.10.2025 09:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now that is peak niche fetish

05.10.2025 09:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bizarrely we drove home in bright sunshine. But then thatโ€™s the UK climate for you.

05.10.2025 09:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Presumably heโ€™s on about โ€œWaywardโ€ - which was fascinating. Also Canadian.

04.10.2025 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tbf it was pretty life threatening in Scotland I think

04.10.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In the UK Saturday rains made shopping a bit miserable.

04.10.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Spotify โ€“ Web Player

open.spotify.com/track/0WVTQp...

04.10.2025 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Patricia Routledge, Hoity-Toity Housewife of โ€˜Keeping Up Appearances,โ€™ Dies at 96

Patricia Routledge, Hoity-Toity Housewife of โ€˜Keeping Up Appearances,โ€™ Dies at 96

Patriciaโ€™s most memorable performance for me was in Alan Bennettโ€™s Talking Heads monologue โ€œA woman of no importanceโ€. We laughed !

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/03/o...

03.10.2025 13:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But supposedly itโ€™s Labourโ€™s leader who has a problem. FML ๐Ÿคฆ

02.10.2025 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bizarrely narrow understanding of the value of human endeavour

30.09.2025 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This assumes that schools are fully reimbursed for the cost of free school meals. Commonly the meals cost far in excess of the money provided to schools. This ultimately leads to lower portions, higher prices on school meals & costs passed to parents not eligible for FSM

28.09.2025 14:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bollocks

28.09.2025 07:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Todayโ€™s Wordle. Really ???

27.09.2025 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

School boards of Governors in UK have very little direct authority over what books may be used in a school. Regulations are very different in โ€œAcademyโ€ schools, but in reality most tend to replicate local authority schools in most respects.

26.09.2025 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I always wonder about stats that say stuff like โ€œx% canโ€™t read beyond the standard of an 11 year oldโ€. Most 11 year olds have learned most of what theyโ€™re going to learn about reading. I remember that Iโ€™d read Animal Farm, 1984 & Brave New World whilst I was 11. Also most of Agatha Christieโ€™s novels

26.09.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump really is a spiteful child. He has no dignity. He demeans the office of President, and shames America.

26.09.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So if any of you know @reginaldkbaytor.bsky.social please tell him that Iโ€™m well, as you can tell. If heโ€™s a racist bigot too please tell him to fuck off as well.

26.09.2025 12:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I usually get blocked about once a day by people that Iโ€™ve never interacted with, and never seen anything theyโ€™ve posted. My follower numbers seem unaltered.

26.09.2025 12:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tbh Iโ€™m not all that bothered by how they got here. They are all welcome.

26.09.2025 09:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is this real ?

26.09.2025 09:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve never seen her smile or heard her speak.

24.09.2025 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A gummi bear

24.09.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just catching up on Trumpโ€™s pathetic outbursts at the UN. Especially his Islamophobic lies about Sadiq Khan & London. Sod off Donald. Khanโ€™s worth a hundred of you.

24.09.2025 11:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This canโ€™t be real. The forms of address are all wrong for a start. Also I like the way the accuse 4 countries of concerted โ€œunilateral actionโ€. Fake all the way.

24.09.2025 05:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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