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mandei 5 mensagens, a pessoa respondeu com 15 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

a gray and white cat is sitting in a cage and looking at the camera . ALT: a gray and white cat is sitting in a cage and looking at the camera .

chorar é bom o problema é que entope o nariz

a woman in a plaid shirt is riding on the back of a man on a road with palm trees in the background ALT: a woman in a plaid shirt is riding on the back of a man on a road with palm trees in the background

depois que você aprende a dizer “não” sua vida melhora em 200%

a gray and white cat is sitting in a cage and looking at the camera . ALT: a gray and white cat is sitting in a cage and looking at the camera .

que semana cansativa (terça feira)

é terça feira e eu já tô surtando

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O mundo se o Michael Jackson aparecer vivo e explanando toda indústria musical de Hollywood:

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Eu tentando puxar assunto com a pessoa.

A pessoa: Hmm, tá, Q bom, ok, blz, kkkk, tbm kk, bem isso...

não aguento mais ser pobre, não tenho dinheiro nem pra pagar um Uber

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casar, morar junto, coisar todo dia e ser fiel

SE SENTE VELHO? 'A Noiva Cadáver' está completando 19 anos.

aquele sentimento feminino de olhar no espelho e se sentir asquerosa nojenta horrorosa assombrosa shrek goblin estufado bolha flácida tão feia mas tão feia que eh indigna de viver a existência eh um pecado

segunda-feira

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pra ficar gostosa precisa parar de beber 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 coca

SDV

MEOW
#meow #sdv

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“mão na coxa” mão no pescoço” “enforcadinha no pescoço” aperto na cintura”

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queria ficar assim hoje

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pra namorar precisa acreditar no amor de um 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 homem

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minha vida é igual UNO quando tô resolvendo um problema, chega +4

Viciada em sofrer por antecipação

a black and white photo of a pigeon standing on a gravel ground . ALT: a black and white photo of a pigeon standing on a gravel ground .

pra beijar precisa 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 sair de casa

a woman in a plaid shirt is riding on the back of a man on a road with palm trees in the background ALT: a woman in a plaid shirt is riding on the back of a man on a road with palm trees in the background

a vida se eu tivesse nascido herdeira

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meu tesão agora #sdv #sdv #sdv #SDV #SDV

a black and white photo of a pigeon standing on a gravel ground . ALT: a black and white photo of a pigeon standing on a gravel ground .

vontade de fazer aquela coisa que começa com s hoje 😋😋😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😋

se matar 🤤🤤

pov: discover

eu assim

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estou na pista hein, quem tiver carro, por favor, me atropele