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@bitwiz.bsky.social

Network Engineer I break things and fix them. I paint things. I print things. And now I have a frickin laser.

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MBAs mostly.

11.08.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Egg salad from the gift shop. Brave

Oh and you did a good thing

10.08.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmmm Chappal?

09.08.2025 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Soon you will be praising Irn Bru

07.08.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmm thermal buttprint

07.08.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Indiana Jones GIF ALT: Indiana Jones GIF

This works too

07.08.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Next time. Just drink the gnat

07.08.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This would work well in Traveller

07.08.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome

07.08.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

About the same level of joy for IT resumes. What's amazing are some of the good ones didn't pass through the bot.

06.08.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was floored by it.

04.08.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Network Engineer.

04.08.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Too much? Oh what's next? "I put far too much parm on top"

04.08.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to Vegas, where we have more fees than ticket master

Stay hydrated eh? (Maybe have some lmnt or liquid IV on ya)

04.08.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rather naanchalant take...

04.08.2025 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beats the crap out of 'Florida man'

03.08.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Truth.

03.08.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Ken is designing a new boardgames.

Ken is designing a new boardgames.

Board with life? Try a new DORK TOWER FRIDAY! Playful new strip up now, at the Mothership:

www.dorktower.com/2025/08/01/1...

Repost/Reblog/Repeat, but don't forget to playtest!

01.08.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

I swear, one spoiler and I'm getting on a plane.

31.07.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Senior Director - Security Architecture & Engineering It's fun to work at a company where people truly believe in what they are doing! Job Description: Job Summary Epiq's continuing innovation offers opportunity to work with exciting new products and tec...

Would love to see a good variety backgrounds and experiences in candidates for this role. I need a senior leader whose passionate about building security infrastructure and heading a multi-faceted team of skilled security engineers and architects.

epiqsystems.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/Epiq_C...

31.07.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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a man in a captain america uniform is sitting in a room and saying `` i understand that reference . '' ALT: a man in a captain america uniform is sitting in a room and saying `` i understand that reference . ''

Barrier Peaks...

31.07.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How did I miss this? Gah!

31.07.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1 in 3 chance and you nailed it first try!

31.07.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Dragos

Dragos just opened 21 positions in Australia, UK, and US/Canada. Not my team, not the hiring manager, but there is an array of roles

31.07.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 120    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Shit... I belong in a museum

30.07.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1200, with suction cups

And a rotary phone

30.07.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Boil water! Wait... that's different

29.07.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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two men are standing next to each other with the caption these are people of the land ALT: two men are standing next to each other with the caption these are people of the land

I have gotten so much use of that one

And well, this one too

29.07.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a pixelated image of a man making a face ALT: a pixelated image of a man making a face
29.07.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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