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The Thoughts of Chairman Meow. I'm a ten-year old Scottish emigré. Official Cat of the Northern Territory.

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To put this comment in context, it was made during a major fall-out between Bannon and Trump. Epstein seems to be implying he has dirt on Trump he's prepared to share with Bannon.

17.11.2025 23:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It didn't resurface this week. That article is from 2021, which is when the verbal attack took place.

17.11.2025 02:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Logo glows orange* if contents are poisoned with polonium.

* may not work.

13.11.2025 07:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Emails. It's always the emails that get them.

13.11.2025 07:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hubba-hubba... er, I mean, what a gloriously elegant costume.

02.11.2025 03:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Monty Python - The Semaphore Version of Wuthering Heights
YouTube video by Caio Badner Monty Python - The Semaphore Version of Wuthering Heights

One of those rare cases where reading the book after seeing the movie leads to disappointment: youtu.be/kqiUGjghlzU&...

28.10.2025 00:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
FT graph showing massive UK public support for the opinion that it was wrong to vote to leave the EU.

FT graph showing massive UK public support for the opinion that it was wrong to vote to leave the EU.

Ah! Good morning, reality. And welcome. We’ve been expecting you…

20.10.2025 06:43 — 👍 10694    🔁 2802    💬 610    📌 267

I can remember the phone number we had when I was five.

14.10.2025 01:07 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In case you need to carry them out, which is the smaller one?

09.10.2025 04:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Boris Johnson was like this: constantly undermining and making fools of senior ministers who'd gone on TV to defend him, sometimes as they were speaking.

24.09.2025 20:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This was in 2018, when homicides in London in Feb and March (15 and 22) exceeded those in New York (11 and 21). The year-end totals? London 149, New York 333.

18.09.2025 14:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There's a great Norman Thelwell cartoon about this, but I was unable to find it online.

17.09.2025 00:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*peddle

11.09.2025 03:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Back in an earlier era, I threatened to throw my co-worker's speakerphone out of the window.

09.09.2025 06:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So sorry to hear this.

09.09.2025 06:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Give this man a medal.

04.09.2025 00:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In the hospital, the nurse asked her, "What relation to the patient are you?", and she replied,"ex daughter-in-law, I suppose, "the nurse said, "I'll put you down as 'friend'." My grandfather said from behind his oxygen mask, "she always has been".

02.09.2025 00:29 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My mother stayed in touch with my father's parents after my parents' divorce, especially with his father after his wife's death. When she visited and found my grandfather in difficulties, she called the ambulance for him.

02.09.2025 00:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I keep in touch with my former stepdaughter.

02.09.2025 00:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I missed my mother-in-law and my stepchildren after my divorce. I was unable to attend her funeral a few years later. She wrote to me from her hospice in her final weeks.

02.09.2025 00:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I love it when knuckleheads think pork is some kind of Muslim kryptonite or something.

01.09.2025 23:48 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Preview
a woman says it 's a fact while standing in front of an american flag ALT: a woman says it 's a fact while standing in front of an american flag

***MY COUSIN VINNY LIVE-TWEET: THE RULES***

This lecture explores the cinematic classic 'My Cousin Vinny' through the lens of English and Welsh law.

Contributions and observations are welcome, but I'm perfectly prepared to tweet the entire film to a wall of embarrassed silence.

25.08.2025 19:00 — 👍 650    🔁 133    💬 32    📌 43

We did this staying on a farm one summer when I was a child. Nightmare stuff.

26.08.2025 05:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My heart breaks into 10,000 pieces once again.

25.08.2025 23:33 — 👍 24954    🔁 6776    💬 871    📌 354

Somewhat of a lingua franca in south Asia. The local language changes every few hours along the highway.

25.08.2025 07:21 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

DO IT

22.08.2025 10:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When Will Smith was in the news after the Oscars slapping incident, I told colleagues, "Of course, Will Smith's pretty old now." Then I looked it up and found he's six months younger than me.

21.08.2025 05:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Even worse is the pop-up plug which won't pop up and now you're stuck with the used dirty water in the basin.

19.08.2025 00:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oops, *Hulk, not Hull. Silly autocorrect (or silly fingers)

18.08.2025 04:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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