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The Thoughts of Chairman Meow. I'm a ten-year old Scottish emigré. Official Cat of the Northern Territory.

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FIFA currently struggling to find a candidate for next year's Peace Prize.

04.03.2026 05:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kind of a toss-up whether it was the Enabling Act of 23 March or the Reichstag Fire Decree of February 28 that turned Nazi Germany into a dictatorship but this is just quibbling over a technicality.

28.02.2026 01:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As a reminder, the Enabling Act which gave Hitler his powers passed only with the support of six other political parties, all of which would be banned along with every other political party in less than four months, under the powers of the same Act.

28.02.2026 01:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Thank God for the instruction manual, without which I would be helpless

24.02.2026 13:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Grim Reaper blushes deeply.

24.02.2026 04:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There is a pardon mechanism: "the Royal Perogative of Mercy," but I think we're very unlikely to see it exercised, and in any case, in the modern era it has never been applied pre-emptively, I.e. before someone has been convicted.

24.02.2026 04:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's just possible that the FIFA Peace Prize Committee may have been a tad premature.

24.02.2026 03:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
24.02.2026 01:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Country without socialised healthcare is sending socialised healthcare to a country with socialised healthcare.

22.02.2026 13:18 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

No one's mentioned Bill & Ted yet?

17.02.2026 08:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can you think of examples where people use technologies differently from what the developers intended, whether unintentionally or as an act of resistance?

15.02.2026 22:44 — 👍 475    🔁 50    💬 291    📌 392

And for the opposite to this, Pretty Good Privacy (PGP) was a rebellious act to prevent governments from snooping on citizens. Now, governments use it to encrypt their data.

17.02.2026 06:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

TOR 'onion routing' was developed to enable governments to hide secrets from the people. Now, it is used by the people to hide secrets from governments.

17.02.2026 06:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Auto-Tune was designed to clean up seismic survey data. From there, it was but a short step to Ke$ha.

16.02.2026 23:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Viagra was developed as a heart medicine.

16.02.2026 00:44 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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‘Right about everything’: Liz Truss tweets photo of meeting with Trump Unclear how encounter between Britain’s shortest-serving PM and US president was initiated and how long it lasted

And if there's one person whose judgement you can trust, it's Liz Truss.

‘Right about everything’: Liz Truss tweets www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

15.02.2026 23:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sorry I commented “AI slop” on the photos of your new baby

15.02.2026 11:28 — 👍 97    🔁 22    💬 0    📌 0

"Got a source for that?"

13.02.2026 13:27 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My ex-wife didn't believe the Moon could be seen during daytime, because she was sure she'd never seen it in her then 40 years.

13.02.2026 10:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well

Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well

Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well

12.02.2026 18:56 — 👍 14376    🔁 2003    💬 562    📌 193
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You may need to be Irish or British:

13.02.2026 04:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You can hear the rising panic in her voice when he says, "Let's play the clip".

09.02.2026 19:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Military Pressured to See ‘Melania’ Against Their Will A military group has evidence of troops being ordered into theater—the movie theater.

www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/mil...

07.02.2026 15:20 — 👍 5    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

With regard to the "power lines cause cancer" thing, something often neglected by those who claim there is is that power lines often run through poorer neighbourhoods, and there is a well-established statistical link between poverty and disease, particularly cancer.

03.02.2026 04:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sometimes, judges' opinions are masterpieces of the written word.

03.02.2026 03:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Screenshot of a newsreader, chyron reads "Iran & Israel condemn Trump's comments"

Screenshot of a newsreader, chyron reads "Iran & Israel condemn Trump's comments"

Trump unites the Middle East:

31.01.2026 12:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Cat People (1942) - Stalked (4/8) Scene | Movieclips
YouTube video by Movieclips Cat People (1942) - Stalked (4/8) Scene | Movieclips

Someone has to say it: this movie invented the jump scare. www.youtube.com/watch

31.01.2026 07:26 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Not much, I imagine, since no one seems to have gone and watched it

29.01.2026 15:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every time a Trump follower falls, a troupe of Oompa Loompas needs to appear and sing us a song about morality.

27.01.2026 07:18 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Maybe everyone will have their own opinion on this, but after years of him being one of the most reported-upon and studied persons in the world, I still don't know: does Trump genuinely believe his own bullshit, or deep down, does he know it's false? It seems impossible to tell.

27.01.2026 06:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0