Chapter 3 of “hard-edged, hard-earned” has been posted: archiveofourown.org/works/638799...
(haikavetham 🔞)
@disasterial.bsky.social
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Chapter 3 of “hard-edged, hard-earned” has been posted: archiveofourown.org/works/638799...
(haikavetham 🔞)
Screenshot of a text excerpt. The text reads: “Ah, Alhaitham,” Kaveh says, petting his furry hip. “I don’t think…” Alhaitham twists to look at Kaveh, his ears flattened self-consciously. “No, no, it’s not—” Kaveh sighs. “Look, I’d love to do that for you, but—I mean, how would I even…?” With a pointed look, Alhaitham grabs his ass with both hands and spreads his hole for Kaveh to see. (And of course that part of him is larger than usual, too—though it does still look like a normal anus, at least, complete with two taut balls swinging beneath it.) Kaveh sighs. “Yes, Alhaitham, I can see that you’re in possession of a rectum. But if you haven’t noticed, there’s a bit of a size difference between us. And a significant difference in strength, too. I just…”
A couple weeks ago, I spent a day writing a few thousand words of a rather unserious sequel to last year's werewolf fic, lol. I added a bit more to the fic today, but since I'm still trying to take a break from writing, I'm not sure if I'll end up finishing it in time for Halloween 🐺
(haikavetham)
a four panel comic. A bluesky user puts a large ball labelled "JOKE IDEA" onto a golf tee. Dressed in a silly golfing outfit, I stand nearby, and instead of a golf club, I have a giant tablet stylus in my hands. I hit the ball so hard that it draws a line of fire into the sky and explodes into a cloud of smoke labelled "METICULOUSLY RENDERED SMUT"
it aint much but it's honest work
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#ctangleart #comic #objecthead
🔞 haikavetham
Chapter 4 of “stupidly seduced” has been posted!
Link: archiveofourown.org/works/686167...
Screenshot of the chapter summary for a fanfic on the website AO3. The summary consists of an excerpt from the chapter. The text of the summary reads: A drop of water hits Kaveh's hand, and he jerks in surprise, tossing his sketchbook onto the couch seat. "What the fuck?" he says—and Alhaitham's chest moves closer, practically colliding with Kaveh's mouth. "Excuse me. Can I help you, Alhaitham? Am I perhaps in your way?" "I'm looking for a book," Alhaitham says. "A book," Kaveh repeats. "You literally could have approached the table behind the couch from any other angle, and you chose the one that requires you to shove your tits in my mouth?" "They aren't in your mouth," Alhaitham says, and then he moves impossibly closer, as if he's trying to change that.
stupidly seduced 🏛️🌱(🏛️)
Explicit 🔞 | 2/6 | 3.4k
Chapter 2: Kaveh decides to practice drawing, and Alhaitham decides to shove his wet naked chest in Kaveh's face. (For completely innocent reasons, of course.)
Link below!
uwu
#kaeluc
Screenshot of a fic title and summary on the website AO3. The summary consists of a synopsis line and excerpt. The text of the synopsis line reads: Alhaitham buys a sexy costume as a joke, not intending for it to be worn—but unfortunately for him, his inventive senior has other ideas. The text of the excerpt reads: Alhaitham had committed one small error, though, when presenting his abhorrent purchase to Kaveh: he joked that between the two of them, Kaveh would make a more convincing fungus. "What—you!" Kaveh squawked. "What's that supposed to mean? And what would a sexual roleplay involving a fungus even look like? What sexy things can you do with a fungus?! All they do is bounce around and get..." And then Kaveh's eyes lit up, and Alhaitham realized that he'd just gotten himself into trouble. "Oh, I know exactly what we'll do," Kaveh said, with a sly smile. "Just one small correction: you, my darling junior, will be the one starring as our sexy fungus."
Sexy Fun Guy 🌱🏛️🌱
Explicit 🔞 | one-shot | 11k
Alhaitham brings home a sexy fungus costume—and to punish his junior for this abhorrent purchase, Kaveh devises a rather unique roleplay involving the outfit.
dom/sub • sadomasochism • erotic estim
Link below!
Screenshot of a fic title and summary on the website AO3. The summary consists of a synopsis line and excerpt. The text of the synopsis line reads: Alhaitham has apparently decided to go about seducing Kaveh in the stupidest manner possible. And yet, that absurdity pales in comparison to Kaveh’s own stupidity—because somehow, against all reason, his roommate’s idiotic attempts to seduce him are working. The text of the excerpt reads: Kaveh turns to glare at Alhaitham, and Alhaitham stares back at him levelly—which only makes indignation boil hotter in Kaveh’s gut, even as his eyes drift to Alhaitham’s infuriating lips and start replaying that memory from this morning. He knows what he saw. He’d watched as Alhaitham rounded his lips, took that banana far into his throat, and slowly dragged his mouth up the length, flicking his tongue at the tip. He’d seen Alhaitham start to repeat the motion, pausing with his eyes locked onto Kaveh’s—and then, with a half-lidded stare, he’d casually taken a bite and walked out of the room, brushing against Kaveh as he left. Kaveh had been completely awake. And whatever the fuck Alhaitham was doing, it had been completely intentional.
stupidly seduced 🏛️🌱(🏛️)
Explicit 🔞 | 1/6 | 1.9k
Chapter 1: Kaveh strongly suspects that Alhaitham is trying to drive him insane—but of course his friends just think he's seeing things.
Link below!
emotions -
held by the sky
when a beautiful
heart breaks open
📷unedited (one of my favs)
Screenshot of an excerpt from a work-in-progress fanfic. The text reads: “Would you benefit from knowing the details ahead of time,” Alhaitham asks, “or would that make things more overwhelming?” “Mm…maybe just a hint, for now,” Kaveh says. “You mentioned a collar, right?” “I did, yes. I’m also planning to use a leash.” Fuck. Kaveh shifts his legs and subtly slides his hand between his thighs to rub his dick, trying to satisfy the growing ache he feels. The rim of his ass twitches with the stimulation, and he bites his lip to hold back a groan. “And as for a hint,” Alhaitham adds, “we’ll both be getting messy, one of us more than the other.”
Second screenshot of an excerpt from a work-in-progress fanfic. The text reads: Messy? Well, Alhaitham had mentioned saving his load, earlier, so that must be part of it—and with the collar and leash involved, Kaveh wouldn’t be surprised if some sort of food play is involved. Will Alhaitham have him eat out of a bowl on the floor? Kaveh has never done that before, but he’d certainly be willing to try it. A pretty little pet on all fours, licking pudding from a bowl and then washing it down with Alhaitham’s cum…oh, isn’t that a nice thought. Kaveh rubs the side of his dick and closes his eyes, imagining all the ways he could be a good boy for Alhaitham. Alhaitham taps Kaveh’s thigh. “Does that sound alright?” “Hm?”
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I worked a bit on my draft of Chapter 3 for HEHE, so here's an excerpt 🫡
And a quick bit of context for this passage: Kaveh and Alhaitham are cuddling on the couch, in a position where Alhaitham currently can't see Kaveh's hands.
First screenshot of an excerpt from a work-in-progress fanfic. The text reads: Kaveh presses his hands to the corset and grinds against Alhaitham’s ass. “Mm, it almost feels like you’re holding my waist. I’m sure you’d like to have your hands on me, if you weren’t presently occupied.” Alhaitham grunts, too focused on enjoying Kaveh’s cock to reply, and Kaveh’s lips purse in a pout. “You know, when I bought this, I was originally planning to ride you while wearing it. I wanted you to hold my waist and watch me while I bounced on your cock. Or I thought about tempting you into bending me over and fucking me from behind, too—hands right here to keep me speared on your dick…but, well, this works too. Especially with the mirror.”
Second screenshot of text from a work-in-progress fanfic. The text reads: Alhaitham moans quietly, and Kaveh reaches down to give his ass a squeeze. “I’m definitely taking you with me, next time,” Kaveh says. “You could nap in our lodgings all day, and then each night I’d come home and help myself to this ass. Hm, and your mouth, too…” He presses a fingertip to his own lips, watching Alhaitham in the mirror. “Would you like that? Acting like a pampered pet on your business trips, while your husband does all the breadwinning?” His slip of the tongue suddenly sinks in, and he yelps. “Um, I mean, your—your partner, a pampered pet while your partner—on your partner’s trips, while he, ah, that is…sorry, I…” But Alhaitham doesn’t seem to notice, nodding hazily with a low hum.
Another excerpt from the rough draft of the corset fic that I started earlier this month (haikavetham 🔞🔞🔞)
*they're in an established relationship in this fic, but not married
Kaveh has not donned the corset yet, but we're getting there, I swear 😂 (Ideally sometime in the next 1,000 words, lol)
31.05.2025 17:55 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Screenshot of a text excerpt from a work-in-progress fanfiction. The text reads: “Oh, that’s right,” Kaveh says, sitting up on his knees, and Alhaitham hums in confusion. “You said that you wanted to see me do a squat, didn’t you?” He unbuttons his trousers and turns around, pulling them down along with his underwear. Smirking to himself, he bends down in a squat with his bare ass hovering right above Alhaitham’s face. “How’s my form?” Ha. Maybe it’s mean, but Kaveh can’t resist teasing Alhaitham a little, taunting him with the treat he won’t be having this particular evening. That’s what Alhaitham gets, for his cheeky comment about exercise—though of course Kaveh will make it up to Alhaitham sometime this weekend, since he isn’t trying to deprive the man—
Second screenshot of a text excerpt from a work-in-progress fanfiction. The text reads: Kaveh jolts in surprise when he feels Alhaitham’s warm lips press against the crease of his ass, followed by strong fingers spreading it apart. “Ah—” Alhaitham’s tongue swipes over his hole, and Kaveh nearly tips out of his squat. He frantically reaches back to balance himself with the bedframe, thighs trembling. “Now, hold on, I—I thought we were doing this the other way around, tonight—” Alhaitham interrupts with a loud, wet kiss. “I don’t see how that precludes me from doing this.” “Uh, well, I—I mean…” “Hm? Is it considered bad etiquette to tongue your senior’s ass before he fucks yours? If it is, I wasn’t aware. You know I’m not well-versed in the rules of seniority, Kaveh.”
Another excerpt from my rough draft of the corset fic 🔞🔞🔞
02.06.2025 22:57 — 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Deep inside a forest, a female knight in silver armour perches on the edge of a rocky ourcrop. At her feet, a golden mermaid raises up from a stream, placing her hand on the knight's and staring adoringly up at her.
Brief respite ✨️
19.05.2025 18:23 — 👍 17519 🔁 3203 💬 152 📌 41wip wednesday (haitham sees kaveh for the first time)
16.04.2025 15:26 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0#kavetham begging for a kiss
21.04.2025 12:02 — 👍 78 🔁 28 💬 3 📌 0SFW Seaside Tales Prompts Stargazing On The Shore A Late Night Swim A Confession By Sunset Caught In A Fisherman's Net An Aquarium's Finest Exhibit (Scientist/Specimen) A Healing Touch (Magic & Healing Properties) A Storm Ravages A Sleepy Seaside Town; What Has The Tide Dragged In? (Extreme Weather)
NSFW Seaside Tales Prompts To Take A Clutch (Eggs) Of Preferences & Partialities (Size Difference) Creature of the Deep (Tentacles) Summer Heat (Mating Bites/Heat Cycles) A Lover's Claim (fangs/sharp teeth)
Introducing a fun May event: 'Seaside Tales'.
▶️#mermay
▶️any fandom, any character, any ship
▶️combine or swap prompts as you see fit
Be sure to tag or include the event name to be added to the custom feed!
Screenshot of the summary/preview for Chapter 5 of the fanfic "testing, testing" by the AO3 user Lithopus. The excerpt text reads: Alhaitham gestures toward the stall's shelves. "So, enlighten me—how should I choose a quality dildo that meets your standards?" "Oh, well…" Kaveh surveys the rows upon rows of dicks, trying not to think about the fact that one of them will eventually end up inside Alhaitham. "What size do you want?" Alhaitham shrugs. "The same size as yours." "You—we aren't here to buy a replica of my dick!" "I'm aware. But I like the size of yours, so my answer remains the same." A blush heats Kaveh's face. "Okay. Fine. Me-sized it is."
testing, testing 🌱🏛️🌱
Explicit 🔞 | 5/11
haikavetham
Kaveh and Alhaitham go shopping together, and Kaveh learns a few things about himself.
(One of those things being that he really, really enjoys telling Alhaitham that he's a good boy.)
Link below!
Kiss kiss • 🌱🏛️ #haikaveh
19.10.2023 17:20 — 👍 358 🔁 150 💬 6 📌 1how do we feel abt the #haikaveh back window gang
16.04.2025 11:23 — 👍 68 🔁 20 💬 2 📌 1Screenshot of text. The text reads: Alhaitham crawls onto his lap, pressing the bulge in his pants against Kaveh’s flagging erection, and Kaveh gasps. Alhaitham’s hands lightly cup Kaveh’s face as he licks and sucks, and Kaveh instinctively grabs his waist to hold onto him. And then he slides those hands lower, squeezing the curve of Alhaitham’s ass. “Mm, what a sweet junior you are,” Kaveh teases. “Cleaning up for your senior, and not a single complaint.” He only means for it to be a lighthearted jab, but Alhaitham groans quietly in response, grinding his hips—and the energy in the air shifts, tipping Alhaitham into Kaveh’s hands.
Second screenshot of text. The text reads: “Good, Alhaitham,” Kaveh murmurs, digging in his nails. “Make sure you get every drop.” Humming to himself, he feels around the bed until his hand wraps around the abandoned vibrator, and rubs his other palm against Alhaitham’s bulge. “Let’s take care of this. Can I use the vibrator on you?” Alhaitham replies with a hazy mumble of assent, reaching down to tug his cock out of his pants. He braces his hands against the headboard and waits, chest shakily rising and falling as Kaveh turns on the vibrator.
Chapter 5 excerpt 🫡
(haikavetham, 🔞)
Alhaitham finally looks up from his book, meeting Kaveh’s eyes for the briefest of moments before looking everywhere but. Kaveh’s learned not to take that personally. “Your sex life is that bad, then?” “My sex life,” Kaveh snarls, burning from his hairline to his throat, “is none of your business.” “I see,” Alhaitham replies, which has nothing to do with Kaveh’s sex life being his business and everything to do with the fact that Kaveh has just confirmed Alhaitham’s suspicions. Kaveh could die. If the floor opened up beneath him and took him straight to the Abyss, that would be too kind of the universe, so of course it’s not going to happen. “It’s probably bullshit anyway,” Kaveh says, looking at the book in his hands. No point in hiding it now that Alhaitham knows what it is and Kaveh has all but confirmed it. “Men can’t really have multiple orgasms.”
Thousand Waves—When Tighnari lends Kaveh a spicy book, Alhaitham puts its teachings into practice. On Kaveh.
archiveofourown.org/works/64488565
#haikaveh
#haikaveh #sketch
06.04.2025 05:59 — 👍 83 🔁 26 💬 0 📌 0🌱genshin hunger games au ft. #haikaveh & #cynari
Dottore's Hunger Games reap their first victim
archiveofourown.org/works/520800...
i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.
04.04.2025 21:10 — 👍 42320 🔁 6644 💬 663 📌 313Screenshot of text. The text reads: “You go shopping together all the time,” Kaveh mutters to himself, marching down the hall. “This isn’t any different. Just ask.” He’s spent the better part of the last hour trying to convince himself to approach Alhaitham with this request. Twice now, he’s made it halfway to the living room with the question on the tip of his tongue, only to retreat to his bedroom when his courage fails him. It’s just a shopping trip, he tells himself. One that Alhaitham already said he’s amenable to, which means that the suggestion is guaranteed to be approved. The outcome of this conversation is predetermined; Kaveh doesn’t need to worry about being mocked or rejected. He can’t keep pacing around all night. He needs to get this over with. Just a quick question, and then the matter will be settled, and Kaveh can return to the safety of his bedroom and finally stop agonizing over this subject.
Screenshot of text. The text reads: He takes a deep breath and surges into the living room, hands curled in determined fists. “Alhaitham—” The couch is empty. Kaveh’s stance relaxes, and he glances around the empty room in confusion. “Wait, where—” “Yes?” says a voice from behind him. Kaveh yelps. “What—you—” He whirls around to face a shirtless Alhaitham, who’s standing far too close and looking far too unclothed. “Where did you—when—” “I was getting ready to take a shower.” Alhaitham folds his arms across his bare chest. “Is that a problem?” “No, uh, that—that’s…” Kaveh’s eyes drift down to Alhaitham’s defined pectorals, then lower to the trail of hair that disappears below the hem of his pants, and his mind goes blank. “Naked.”
Screenshot of text. The text reads: “Naked?” Alhaitham repeats, in that drawl of his that usually sounds infuriating, except right now Kaveh is too flustered to care. “I wouldn’t say I’m nude, since I still have pants on. Or were you describing the customary manner in which people bathe? In that case, yes, Kaveh, I intend to shower naked. Did you think otherwise?” Kaveh doesn’t know how to respond. Normally this is the point in a conversation where he would say something along the lines of I’ve had enough of you! and flee to another room to escape Alhaitham’s ceaseless sarcasm. Except…right now, actually, Kaveh feels like he hasn’t had nearly enough of Alhaitham. And, fuck, it’s confusing, this constant hunger for a dish that he doesn’t know how to eat.
Screenshot of text. The text reads: Lately, Alhaitham doesn’t seem to find Kaveh’s presence too objectionable. In fact, at times, he even seems to enjoy it—although that thought is so ludicrous that Kaveh thinks he must be imagining things, because he just can’t wrap his mind around the idea of Alhaitham actively liking his company. Tolerating it or occasionally being amused by it, maybe. But it’s not as if Alhaitham would ever seek out Kaveh the way he did back when they were students, sharing meals and studying together, talking for hours about all manner of things. Of course, yes, they do simultaneously occupy the study sometimes, and they eat most of their meals together—but that’s a result of their status as roommates, not an indicator that Alhaitham wants to spend time with him. Even Alhaitham’s newfound habit of coming home for lunch can be explained by the fact that the house is quieter than any restaurant is, and that it's more comfortable to eat at home than it is to eat in an office at the Akademiya.
Chapter 5 of “testing, testing” isn't quite done, but since it's the fic's (2nd 💀) anniversary, I'm sharing the first ~1,000 words 🫡
Except my images always end up blurry on Bluesky, so you might be better off reading on Tumblr, lol: lithopus.tumblr.com/post/7799941...
(1/3) (haikavetham)
Re-Vamping of the Soul @kittykatara WIP: Ch 7/? 32k words Rating: E
“Yes, for the thousandth time, I'm sure, you oversized mosquito. Just do it.” Alhaitham inhaled slowly, letting Kaveh's scent envelop his senses as his body tingled with something unfamiliar - tense and anticipatory. It was as though the vein beneath Kaveh’s soft skin was calling out Alhaitham’s name, beckoning him in with a powerful lull like a siren’s song. Kaveh didn’t flinch as the tips of Alhaitham's fangs came to rest hesitantly on his throat, and with one final, resolute breath, he gave in. Thumb caressing the other side of Kaveh’s neck as he held him in place, Alhaitham punctured Kaveh’s skin with a gentle bite.
New chapter uploaded of vampire Alhaitham human Kaveh soulmate au! :) When a failure at the blood bank wipes out their entire supply, Kaveh offers to let Alhaitham feed from him directly.
ao3: archiveofourown.org/works/63671356/
Chapters: 7/?; currently 32k words
Rated E 🔞
#Haikaveh #Fic
Imagine if your architect shows up and he looks like this?? (//ω//)
🏛️ #Kaveh